@ehBeth,
Thank izzy for bumping it.
Made me reread it too.
The part about "chop meat" vs. "chopped meat" made me laugh.
Wally has been on a kick lately with chopped ham sammiches. Except he insists on calling hit "chop ham", just 'cause.
It makes me think about ordering ice tea around here. Of course it's now the millenials world now, but you can always tell someone who's been around for awhile when they refuse to order ice tea without sugar as "unsweetened."
It is Unsweet Tea.
A good waitress, if you just say Ice Tea, will immediate ask "you want sweet or unsweet?"