Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 10:54 am
should anyone notice no further posts by THE DYS be it known I've been murdered by being forced to drink rice milk in my coffee, eat heirloom tomatoes, only have "organic/natural" food, not have any firearms in my possession, vote straight democratic party ticket all enforced by law by the lady Diane (and her son), Ossobuco, BBB, Buterflitnet and other low-life non-rational busy-bodies intent on destroying human life as we know it.
 
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 10:57 am
@dyslexia,
you want I should smuggle you a cow?
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ebrown p
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 10:58 am
@dyslexia,
I agree with you about the rice milk (the rest of it sounds reasonable).

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 11:06 am
Life's a bitch and then we discover Gameboy.
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hamburgboy
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 11:14 am
@dyslexia,
that ricemilk sure has upset your mental stability , hasn't it ?
how can we help you regain your stability - or do you prefer a little challenge - by ricemilk , of all things ?
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 11:17 am
I forgot to include an addition cause of my death as the californians who migrated to new mexico, colorado, idaho, montana, arizona and nevada to escape the loony-tunes of california and brought loon-tune logic with them.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 11:27 am
@dyslexia,
Don't forget the gun toting California cats and the unsavory illegals....
http://www.cartoonspot.net/looney-tunes/picture/speedy-gonzales-5.jpg
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 11:30 am
@hamburgboy,
hamburgboy wrote:

that ricemilk sure has upset your mental stability , hasn't it ?
how can we help you regain your stability - or do you prefer a little challenge - by ricemilk , of all things ?
look here hamburglar, this is an important issue and ranks up their with afghanistan, slavery, evolution, socialism and health care.
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 11:47 am
@dyslexia,
http://butrfly.net/Cavfancier.gif
Joeblow
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 11:52 am
@dyslexia,
There could be a bright side: perhaps you'll be reincarnated as a full fat cheese eater.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 11:54 am
@Butrflynet,
yeah, I forgot, a sense of humour along with common sense rationality is not a california thing.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 11:57 am
fortunality, lady diane and her rice milk son think my rant is silly and funny.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 12:11 pm
@Joeblow,
reincarnated? I already am a ful lfat cheese eater. velveeta is my life.
Letty
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 12:25 pm
@dyslexia,
I love buttermilk. Haven't had any in a long time. (buttermilk, that is)
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 01:07 pm
@dyslexia,
RIP
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 03:47 pm
@dyslexia,
LExia, Dys.(age indeterminate , but didnt smell too good when expiring)
Went to be with his Lord on (insert date here). His family was around Mr Lexia, all intent on securing their spot in hi will.
Dys, as he had no idea why he was called, was born in a Trunk of a 36 Plymouth and has spent most of his life herding suirrels in Bu'Fuk Arizona.
Dys always wanted to be a professional man his entire life. Since he was unable to realize that dream, he raised mules for the military. When that market collapsed during the great Hay famine of 1943, Dys took up commercial stickelback fishing and made a fortune betting on when ths fish would become extinct.
His life had , at the time of his deth been fullfilled by the companionship of a sexually active Franciscan Nun and a series of native plants and animals. The Lexia household was always a stopping place for ner-do-wells and itinerant clevis peddlers.
Dys enjoyed Parchisi, NASCAR ads , Spanish pornography, and making little wooden "**** you in the head" desk plaques.
HIs presence will be missed on I-25 where he would daily stand in the sun and flip birds at out of state drivers and get arrested for Lewd DConduct.
He is survived by his wife, who, as of this writing has not been contacted: a brother who is a professional "toof" model for The Country Music Channel, and a Brazilian Ear Lopping PArrot named after the only president who has carried the name of Fred.
Cremation, held at the Las Manos de Porco Masturbatory clinic , was a private affair.In lieu of flowers , good riddance offerings may be sent to the Chicken Ranch in memory of "Diesel Dork"
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 03:58 pm
@farmerman,
amen bro, amen.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 03:59 pm
@dyslexia,
Since your First-Amendment rights have obviously failed you, how about using your Second-Amendment rights and fight back? Has the Lady Diane already taken your gun? Have you forgotten where the ammo is?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 04:00 pm
@Thomas,
are you suggesting he shoot the fake milk?
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jun, 2010 04:54 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

should anyone notice no further posts by THE DYS be it known I've been murdered by being forced to drink rice milk in my coffee, eat heirloom tomatoes, only have "organic/natural" food, not have any firearms in my possession, vote straight democratic party ticket all enforced by law by the lady Diane (and her son), Ossobuco, BBB, Buterflitnet and other low-life non-rational busy-bodies intent on destroying human life as we know it.


And, apart from the rice milk, your complaint would be.....?
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