dyslexia, obit

@Thomas,

Thomas wrote:

Has the Lady Diane already taken your gun? Have you forgotten where the ammo is?

Ssshh thomas.
Its just a cap gun. He thinks its an antique.. Dont remind him of it, and he wont investigate

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@dyslexia,

Oh honestly, dys. You are such a grumble guts.
A smidgen of rice milk in your coffee, a few heirloom tomatoes on your toast & a hit of organic food might be just what you need! Razz

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@msolga,

dyslexia and Farmerman are just impossible! But, rice milk is just awful. It tastes like dishwater.

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@Pemerson,

Neither of them like rice milk? Surprised

How very odd!

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@Rockhead,

Rockhead wrote:

are you suggesting he shoot the fake milk?

or those who put it there ?

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@dyslexia,

If thay wanna inflict those atrocities on u,
its no wonder that thay stole your guns first!

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@msolga,

how do you milk a rice?

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@farmerman,

With nanosized tweezers and an electron microscope.

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Oh good grief Dys, have you ever thought about just drinking your coffee black?

Or, are you just being an attention freak.

That's if Dys, you are just being an ATTENTION FREAK.

What's wrong with a shot of booze, then you won't care. It's the uncareness that counts.

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@farmerman,

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how do you milk a rice?

It's not at all easy, I can tell you, farmer
It takes years of practice to get it right.
But it's well worth the effort! Very Happy

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@dyslexia,

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only have "organic/natural" food

Steak is natural....and desert is orgasmic....and the brewing process kills harmful germs

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being forced to drink rice milk in my coffee

You're making stuff up to get sympathy...what the hell is rice milk ??How do you "milk" a rice ???

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not have any firearms in my possession

If you dont have any firearms how will you protect yourself from the "low-life non-rational busy-bodies intent on destroying human life as we know it" ?

Damn. Just read further on and FM has already done the milk rice bit. Curses !

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If you used Baileys irish cream in your coffee all your problems will go away.

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I have no idea what rice milk is. Have no idea how you get milk from rice.

Here's a thought. Why not get up off your skinny ass, go to the store, and get some cow's milk?

It's a good thing I noticed that the person who posted "dyslexia, obit" was you. Udderwise I'da thunk you was dead. Don't to that again.

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dadpad wrote:

If you used Baileys irish cream in your coffee all your problems will go away.

Sound advice..

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@Francis,

You've tried it yourself, Francis? Wink

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@msolga,

You wouldn't really want to know, msolga...

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@Ionus,

Ionus wrote:

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only have "organic/natural" food
Steak is natural....and desert is orgasmic....and the brewing process kills harmful germs

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being forced to drink rice milk in my coffee
You're making stuff up to get sympathy...what the hell is rice milk ??

How do you "milk" a rice ???

U sit on a very small stool.

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@Francis,

Oh yes I do, Francis! Very Happy

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@msolga,

... but you really don't have to go into details.
It's OK.
Your secret is safe with me! Wink

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@msolga,

I tried it myself in circumstances that the propriety disapproves...

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