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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 14 May, 2017 05:48 am
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/

Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.

The 57-year old man was walking to his hunting cabin on Sunday, to see if it had suffered any damage during the winter.

All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.

“It was at least 8-foot tall and it’s punches hurt like hell! I was knocked right out at the first blow!”

While Mr. Whitaker was trying to recover from the attack, the large humanoid creature began to tear his clothes while letting out some terrifying howls.

“When I regained consciousness, he had already torn my pants and was tearing through my underwear. I stabbed him in the shoulder with my hunting knife, and that made him run away.”

Mr. Whitaker immediately reported the attack to both the Glenwood Springs Police Department (GSPD) and the Colorado Parks and Wildlife agency, and a joint investigation has been launched.

bigfootprint
Investigators found some extremely large footprints on the site, which they believe are those of the aggressor.
Darrel Whitaker is convinced that the creature who attacked him was a sasquatch, but the GSPD investigators say it’s more probable that the attacker is simply a particularly large and hairy man.

They are currently interrogating nearby residents to see if anyone noticed an individual corresponding to the description of the suspect.

According to the victim, the attacker measure around 8-foot tall and is extremely hairy. He has brown hair, dark brown eyes and extremely large feet.

If you possess any information concerning the suspect, please contact the Glenwood Springs Police Department or the Colorado Parks and Wildlife agency.
chai2
 
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Reply Sun 14 May, 2017 05:02 pm
@edgarblythe,
I'll be on the lookout.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2017 03:50 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13227025_878890942220858_8317911101071939200_n.png?oh=95f3dffcd8d4270c63ad5df70cfff797&oe=59B2A1D9
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2017 03:53 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.starwalk.com/dory/poe.htm
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 17 May, 2017 04:13 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Good one, CI.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 26 May, 2017 05:37 am
https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s600x600/18664243_918283935016_5374957373421398664_n.jpg?oh=64f1b217ed8e571f2756878b18b725ef&oe=599C2FB6
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 29 May, 2017 12:09 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18670747_981189821984318_9159223445884947648_n.jpg?oh=891b47acf8128380ccec20fe5be74580&oe=59ABFA77
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2017 05:28 am
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2017 08:36 am
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18839063_1525652334169110_7324127163784715235_n.jpg?oh=c7d2dcd4380ed181852a1a8cf1d6a808&oe=59A6BFE0
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2017 06:01 am
@edgarblythe,
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2017 05:22 pm
An elderly Floridian named Paul called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He is hysterical as he explains his situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" he cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm.. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in "Disregard." he says. "He got in the back-seat by mistake."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jun, 2017 12:22 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19029469_1411404195563228_3467220206883039001_n.png?oh=b8157250edbdb5d0d8ad1cc5f09ca98c&oe=599CD99A
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jun, 2017 09:25 am
Andy Borowitz

Kim Tells Rodman He is Concerned about Trump's Mental Stability

https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19059357_10155758183985681_8871902367832532548_n.jpg?oh=935f76946fab2d9fc32cf9863d1412b6&oe=59E30298
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jun, 2017 12:33 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/19059618_1536730039728006_2076760689086854468_n.jpg?oh=a5634967e7a8349fb16a5160486e70bc&oe=59E2FEF6
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jun, 2017 06:28 pm
Delivering washing machines in the 30s.
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s720x720/19222764_1550119918353465_4541485283202533169_o.jpg?oh=51ef157b5766c42949875141eb39dd18&oe=59E2F655
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daverod
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2017 06:30 pm
@hamburgboy,
But the question is, 'Who's going to build it'??? 'I'm not going to build it. Are you going to build it?'
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jun, 2017 09:12 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19366502_1085274678284094_2842739888999171797_n.jpg?oh=50c6dbd1e244cad27a254699d7777191&oe=59DEBF1B
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jun, 2017 03:32 pm
This is not part human, but many believed it so. It's a deformed sheep, but I expect memes to pop up claiming it is a mix of both.
http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/2fd8dc5c80f8bf1698c73e0f4a82c0fd
Builder
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2017 12:02 am
@edgarblythe,
Speaking of Kiwis.....

A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers. After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2017 04:31 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19437394_761500144012056_4392863473794890261_n.jpg?oh=b920aad7cfb10b97c02f120a80b92857&oe=59DA92CA
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