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Oddities and Humor

 
 
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 12:38 pm
@FBM,
Either one could have answered, "I'm pretty and smart."
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2015 08:19 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Only one of them would be lying. Both are quite smart, actually. Top students. One just more so than the other.
FBM
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 12:19 am
Enclickening leads to embiggening, I think:

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/azjgRGz_700b_v3.jpg

Edit: Ah. The embiggening happens at Photobucket. Upper right-hand corner, if anyone's interested.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 05:47 am
@FBM,
I could not figure out how to read that.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 05:54 am
@FBM,
Got it the second try. Funny as hell, in a frightening sort of way.
FBM
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 06:01 am
@edgarblythe,
Heh heh. I'm thinking about trying that out in my classes next semester.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 06:15 am
@FBM,
People have tried threads similar to that on a2k, but I never saw one that seemed to be working. Too many writers. Limiting to two seemed to be the way to go.
FBM
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 06:18 am
@edgarblythe,
Agreed. And if it's by e-mail, the confusion would just multiply with every brain involved. Two's the way to go. I'm going to try it, if I can remember to.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 01:14 pm
@FBM,
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and one would need to know their 'inside' beauty.
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timur
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 02:47 pm
@FBM,
Funny reading...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 22 Dec, 2015 03:02 pm
@FBM,
That was hilarious. It also rings a bell..
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2015 09:49 am
An oddity with no humor.

http://www.khou.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/28/police-woman-shot-victim-kept-body-3-days-shrine/77999960/

PHOENIX — A woman told police she shot another woman because she didn't believe in God and kept her body for three days as a shrine in her Phoenix apartment, according to arrest records.

Phoenix officers arrested Anitra Braxton, 39, on suspicion of first-degree murder Saturday after finding an unidentified body in her apartment in the 1500 block of West Missouri Avenue.

Police reported they were called to the scene and discovered the woman covered with a towel on Braxton's couch, dead of a gunshot wound to the head.

Braxton told investigators that the body was a "shrine from God" and that she had shot the woman in the eye for not believing in God, the records said. The murder weapon has not been recovered.

She also reportedly told investigators that the body had been at her home for two to three days. Braxton maintained that the corpse on the sofa was actually her own body, the records added.

Braxton was cooperative with investigators but made statements that were "somewhat delusional" during interviews, Phoenix police spokesman Sgt. Trent Crump said.

"She will not tell us who the victim is. When we ask for the victim's name, she gives her own name," Crump said. "At this point, we're not sure what her thought process is or what type of mental illness she may be suffering from."

He added that that investigators have not been able to identify the victim, whom they described as a heavyset woman in her 30s or 40s.

Police reported the crime scene had been partially cleaned up and that the victim may have been pregnant. An autopsy is scheduled for Tuesday and the case may be classified as a double homicide if the victim was carrying a child, Crump said.

Braxton was booked into a Maricopa County jail and is expected to face a charge of first-degree murder. She was being held in lieu of $750,000 bail, and a preliminary hearing is scheduled for Jan. 6.

Ripped crime scene tape is all that remains outside of Braxton's empty central Phoenix apartment, located at the end of a ground floor hallway.

Fred Sorensen, who has lived at the complex for about two years, said he was not surprised to hear about the murder. He described it as being "not the safest neighborhood."

"I don't feel that it's that safe, but it's a place to live," Sorensen said. "It makes me wonder what kind of sick people are out here, but the world is full of sick people."

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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2015 06:56 pm
@edgarblythe,
You think someone that devout would have got to the first commandment.

You're right though. Not funny.

Is your bit of Texas OK?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2015 07:07 pm
@hingehead,
There are obvious criminal elements in my neighborhood, but I am okay.
hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 30 Dec, 2015 09:05 am
@edgarblythe,
Sorry, lack of context. Our local news has been juxtaposing NY's 'Indian summer' with Texas' "week of tornados, then a blizzard"
FBM
 
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Reply Thu 31 Dec, 2015 03:30 am
@hingehead,
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/10473617_1276120989205762_595202570636824851_n.jpg
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 31 Dec, 2015 05:40 am
@FBM,
I quite understand. I once killed a raisin, thinking it was a fly.
FBM
 
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Reply Thu 31 Dec, 2015 05:53 am
@edgarblythe,
Well, I hope you at least felt bad about it afterwards. http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/toetap.gif
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 31 Dec, 2015 06:11 am
It cured me of the nasty habit of eating raisin bran for breakfast.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 31 Dec, 2015 10:41 am
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/t31.0-8/12371042_735147129955921_1221225052162249809_o.jpg
 

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