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Oddities and Humor

 
 
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2010 09:57 pm
@edgarblythe,
your corpse flower reminds me of my friends voodoo lily.

The voodoo lily, technically referred to as Dracunculus vulgar, is a perennial plant that originates in the Mediiterranean area. The voodoo lily grows with rich green foliage, bright yellow bulbs and deep purple blooms. Though quite attractive, this lily has a foul aroma and its dark colors attract an array of flies.

(it stinks like hell when it blooms, too)
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Philis
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 12:22 am
whooooa

Letty
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 05:30 am
@Philis,
Yikes! Yep, it's big. Smile

http://www.gambling911.com/files/publisher/Paul-The-Psychic-Octopus-062510L.jpg

Having made mostly correct predictions during the European Cup in 2008, Paul the Psychic Octopus is at it again, this time making predictions for the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
Who does he have to win this year's World Cup?
Germany!
Paul's method consists of choosing between mussels placed in glasses of water with either a German or English flag.
There may be some bias here, however, as Paul is living in a German aquarium.
Nevertheless, the psychic octopus has correctly predicted all the games in South Africa to date.
Philis
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 02:50 pm
@Letty,
Yes, i saw this. It has to be a kwinkydink. Or else he can read minds and he knows what we are thinking.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 03:24 pm
1.More than 3,000 varieties of mosquito inhabit the world. More than 200 live in the United States. San Antonio is home to more than 50, and Houston has 55 or 56 varieties.

2. Only female mosquitoes bite and suck blood. They need the protein to produce eggs.

3. After the bite, the result - think red welt and itching - is an allergic reaction to mosquito saliva.

4. It is better not to smack a mosquito if she is biting you. That can make the reaction worse. Better to take the pacifist approach and let her do her thing.

5. Mosquitoes don't survive very long after they feed on blood. They usually lay their eggs and then their business on Earth is done. Their life span is usually not much longer than three weeks.

6. Most mosquitoes don't bite humans or carry disease. But the ones that do both can be a problem.

7. Asian tiger mosquitoes, scientifically known as aedes albopictus, are among the most common in urban areas and have a reputation for being nasty. They are daytime feeders. The species was imported from Asia in the 1980s in tires. Its first stop in America was Houston, said Rudy Bueno, director of Harris County's Mosquito Control Division.

8. Another Texas favorite is the Southern house mosquito, or culex quinquefaciatus. This mosquito usually feasts on birds but will creep into a home and bite humans at night. It can carry West Nile virus and encephalitis.

9. Mosquitoes are attracted and repelled by smell and heat. What smells attract them is one of the issues that Dan Kline of the United States Department of Agriculture researches. But it is clear some mosquitoes are attracted to some people more than others. They like natural odors, such as body odors. We know they don't like DEET.

10. Mosquitoes are attracted to dark colors. Yet another reason to wear white linen in the summer. For more information visit Mike Merchant's mosquito safari website at http://mosquitosafari.tamu.edu.

Sources: Dan Kline, research entomologist with the U.S. Department of Agriculture in Gainesville, Fla.; Mike Merchant, urban entomologist with the Texas AgriLife Extension Service in Dallas; Molly Keck, entomologist and integrated pest management program specialist with Bexar County's Texas AgriLife Extension Service; Rudy Bueno, director of Harris County's Mosquito Control Division

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 03:25 pm
Paul the octopus is in hot water, since Germany lost.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 03:29 pm
Quote:
James Franco Helps Sell Gary Shteyngart’s New Novel
Maybe it takes a showman like Absurdistan author Gary Shteyngart to make a book trailer that's actually funny (watch it below, premiered exclusively on Vulture). It doesn't hurt that in promoting his third novel, the dystopian satire Super Sad True Love Story, the author managed to wrangle James Franco, his former student at Columbia's MFA program, for a supporting role. Jay McInerney also pops in and proves himself a surprisingly deft actor, especially when surrounded by very young women. As for the rest of the guest writers — Edmund White, Mary Gaitskill, Jeffrey Eugenides — judge for yourself.


http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/07/gary_shteyngart_james_franco.html?mid=agenda--20100707
dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 04:34 pm
@tsarstepan,
yes, I too love the Socratic method, also the Heimlich Maneuver.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 05:24 pm
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2010/0709/PLA-Beat-It-video-Is-being-cheeky-about-China-s-military-risky-business
Quote:
Global News Blog

PLA 'Beat It' video: Is being cheeky about China's military risky business?
'Beat It' video of China's People's Liberation Army groovin' to a Michael Jackson song goes viral. Will officials 'harmonize' the tribute?


By Peter Ford, Staff Writer / July 9, 2010

Beijing

Chalk up another viral video in the “Soldiers, music, inappropriate use of” category.

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2010/0709/PLA-Beat-It-video-Is-being-cheeky-about-China-s-military-risky-business
The direct link to the video:
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/Xf4Ta-b1luc/
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 10:17 pm
Not even officers from Israeli security service Shin Bet can escape the scourge of lost luggage it seems.

A bag belonging to agents travelling with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was mistakenly put on a flight from New York to Los Angeles, not to Washington.

Alarmingly the bag contained four 9mm Glock handguns, which are now missing.

A Shin Bet spokesman told the AP news agency that it is not known whether the guns went missing before or after the luggage was put on the wrong flight.

The Israeli officers were accompanying Mr Netanyahu to Washington for White House talks with President Barack Obama.

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Philis
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 10:35 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

The authorities in Iran have announced that a woman convicted of adultery will not be stoned to death. But it is not clear whether they have lifted the death sentence against Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, who has been in prison in Tabriz since 2006.


And men ARE allowed to commit adultery without a penalty? Why don't we hear about men who commit adultery. Maybe they keep it silent fearing others will get the wrong idea about muslim men.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 06:37 am
@Philis,
Philis wrote:

edgarblythe wrote:

The authorities in Iran have announced that a woman convicted of adultery will not be stoned to death. But it is not clear whether they have lifted the death sentence against Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, who has been in prison in Tabriz since 2006.


And men ARE allowed to commit adultery without a penalty? Why don't we hear about men who commit adultery. Maybe they keep it silent fearing others will get the wrong idea about muslim men.


Perhaps they blame the women for leading the men astray?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 10:18 am
@edgarblythe,
it's those sexy burqa's that they wear. damned hussies...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 12:53 pm
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48297000/jpg/_48297098_dscf1225.jpg
He's a seagull. Or maybe he's a cat.

Or maybe, given his nickname, he's actually a bear.

Whatever he 'thinks' he is, Pooh the seagull is a family pet.


June Grimwood: "I think he does believe that he is actually a cat"
He has been part of the Grimwood family from Shoreham-by-Sea ever since he arrived unexpectedly as a baby.

Pooh didn't even arrive conventionally by exiting an egg.

In fact the Grimwoods found him in their fireplace one day.

"We heard a rustle in the lounge when we were watching telly and we suddenly thought 'Ooh - what's that?. " said June Grimwood.

"We reached into the chimney and pulled out this young chick.".



I wouldn't say he's mixed up. He's just very clever. he knows where a good B&B is by the seaside every year

June Grimwood
He was just a baby gull at the time, albeit an ash-covered baby after falling down the chimney.

"We put him back on the roof, but it was a bit of a windy day and he fell back off.".

Instead of getting into a flap, June and Steve Grimwood calmly nursed him and fed him cat food.

He ate it alongside some unlikely companions - the family cats.

"He slept in the cats' basket, mingled in amongst the cats and was happy as Larry,"

Then, one day, Pooh flew the nest.

But he still returns for six months every year. In fact , in a sense , he's still at home with Mum and Dad, because he and his partner nests on their roof.

Pooh comes in for meals three times a day, with the cats Mitzi, Gus and Henry.

"He feeds out of the cat bowls, he comes indoors and takes the cats biscuits out of their feeder. I think he does believe that he is actually a cat," said Mrs Grimwood.

"I wouldn't say he's mixed up. He's just very clever. he knows where a good B&B is by the seaside every year,".



tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 01:43 pm
@edgarblythe,
One lucky seagull! Probably needs to go on a diet though. Looks a little too chubby in this picture.
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Philis
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 10:45 pm
four 9mm Glock handguns end up in L.A. this is just, to me, rip-roaring funny.
Cute seagull story. DId you ever read Jonathon Livingston Seagull. I thought it was great that the writer was able to envision the life of a seagull. Never looked at a bird the same way again. I love seagulls.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jul, 2010 10:47 pm
Just don't feed seagulls at the beach. Razz
Letty
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2010 06:09 am
@edgarblythe,
Don't feed the laughing gulls on a ferry, either.

http://virtuallynatural.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/crw_3941_laughing_gull_laughing_www.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2010 06:19 am
I can't explain why, but I love birds. Doesn't matter what make or model. I want to put a big bird house, with lots of rooms, in the back yard. All that keeps me from doing it is my experience from the last time. Neighborhood boys with BB guns.
Letty
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2010 06:24 am
@edgarblythe,
I love birds as well, edgar. When my cat Murdoch was alive, he would lie in our driveway and the blue jays would dart down and peck him on the head. He'd just lie there realizing there was nothing that he could do about it. My daughter saved a baby blue jay that had been kicked out of the nest.
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