Jerry Springer Comes to A2K

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If you've been following http://able2know.org/topic/134242-15 at all, you'll know that Arella Mae's mare just gave birth to a bouncing baby foal (female).

However, this is not baby horse.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7875/sbirthday029.jpg

This is a mule (pictured with her mother).

It's time we brought in Jerry Springer Show-style theatrics to try to figure out: Who's the Baby Daddy???

All theories welcome, including humans, other kinds of unexpected animals and, of course, space aliens and the like.

Careful, someone might throw a chair, but we will end this thread with some sort of pious moralizing. Here, I've got the portable mic and will hand it over to you.

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@jespah,

He's just dumb some ass.

Fartbubble?

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CPP7LjnMEdM/SkE5mwW0RpI/AAAAAAAAA9Y/Bn1gsjcqx0s/s320/mr_ed3.gif

Hello, Jerry, it's Mr.Ed, i need your help, my wife brought home our baby the other day, and there was either a mix up at the vets or she's been cheating on me, please help me with this, i'm at the end of my rope

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@jespah,

OMG! This is just too hilarious! Jespah, you are such a hoot. But trust me, you have no idea just how "Jerry Springer" this really is! I think I may have to find a different horse trainer.

I will let the picture speak for itself.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2234/itsaboy016.jpg

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JJ IS NOT A GIRL! I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I THINK I MIGHT PASS OUT!

I will never let my trainer live this down.

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@Arella Mae,

somehow I find it difficult to be amazed by this.

just saying...

de-nutting will make for a lot of fun here, though. Shocked

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@Rockhead,

Rockhead, I fully expect JJ to sprout wings tomorrow and fly. I cannot believe my trainer pronounced JJ a girl when he had his hands all over her yesterday. Honestly though, yesterday, I didn't see what I saw today either. I had to take pics because I really thought I must just be seeing things.

I know less about mules than I do horses and I'm wondering if perhaps "it" just might not pop out the first day of birth or something?

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@Arella Mae,

I can attempt to offer quasi-expert opinions on a lot of things, but...

where's farmerman?

or cow-doc.

he prolly knows from mule penis...

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@Arella Mae,

OH MY!

She's a Jack ?

Razz

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Maybe it's just a really big clitoris.

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@chai2,

hmmm, he/she/it does look a little like Chyna

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Chyna.jpg

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@Arella Mae,

Joy's Family Jewels?

Cool

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@ehBeth,

It gets better. Okay, I think someone now has to propose marriage to someone else, or have some sort of an epiphany.

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You should take her to Maury for a paternity test!

Jerry is just good for flashing your boobs

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maybe she is a hermaphrodite..

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@shewolfnm,

I'm wondering about that. Trauma could ensue.

Perhaps a gender-neutral name is in order? It's early, the name could be changed. Chris? Sydney? Pat?

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I swear, I have never laughed so long or so hard in my entire life! Y'all are soooooooooooooo funny! I called my trainer last night and informed him that JJ isa he and not a she. He was like, "huh?" Then he went "ewwwwwwwwwww! I had my hands everywhere!" ROFL! But, like me and like Pam, he says "that" just wasn't there Friday.

I'm still waiting for Farmerman to tell me if maybe this just pops out after a bit or something. Oh boy, the people at my office are just gonna be rolling about this!

Oh, still going to call him Joy's Jewel and JJ for short. I think Jewel just took on some real significance. Laughing

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@shewolfnm,

LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Girl, now that would be something. I have a gaited mule that might be a hermaphrodite!!! That is probably a rare thing. hehehe

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@Arella Mae,

you should call Ripleys Believe it or not.

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@shewolfnm,

I'm thinking Guinness Book of World Records (World's Fastest Sex Change!) might be good for this.

Or at least ask if you can have some of the beer. You know, for research purposes.

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I found a picture of daddy!

http://www.ezydvd.com.au/g/i/p/230054.jpg

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