@Phoenix32890,
I lived near chicago, and in NYC, when I was a kid in the years before ever present air conditioning.. well, so did you in NY, eh?.. the humidity was hilarious in memory.
One thing about air conditioning here in new mexico is that using a swamp cooler is a possibility, and pretty reasonably priced, including for elec/water costs. I might be interested in Florida, despite the heat, re cost of living, the water (! I miss the ocean) and proximity to the atlantic coast cities .. but I prefer being relatively near my old-home/family of california.
Still, I'm interested in Ragman's adventure.