Atheism

To your eternal credit, at least you have imaginary friends in high places.

Thanks for the clip on Penn.

I'm a three baby man myself.

I believe in giving credit where credit it due

That was actually pretty good.

I have to be honest. I don’t really like Ozzy or Metallica. I don’t listen to Michael Bolton or anything, but a little Bae is nice.

I like children . . . if properly prepared.

W. C. Fields

I quit reading the two encroaching believers weeks ago. Hard to respond.

This social distancing has really made our monthly coven gatherings difficult.

Not only is no one allowed to bring a child with them for sacrifice, the orgies are practically impossible to organize.

If it wasn’t for the fact you can’t contract the virus from a goat....well, I’ve already said too much.

We had some joker come in here several years ago, bragging about how many atheists he had "converted." He didn't last long.

You gotta put some bacon in the sandwich to convert me.

That wern't bad either!

For breakfast Im gonna have baby back ribs.

was that the Romeo Fabulino guy (somethin like that)? Boy he was a subject of scientific study wasnt he?

I don't recall now . . . so many years, so many loons.

You know, that Romeo clown was a stone-cold racist. That never seems to be far from the Christian fanatics.

his ntire life revolved around gaming, and not blackjack.

Yeah, and he was deeply into the Nazis and their sorry-assed army

Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Eight ounces of Coke and two scoops of dead baby.

Hey, I’ve always wanted to ask a History guy this question.

Did the Nazis ever have a real chance at winning?

I hope that didn’t sound like an ignorant Yank question. It was serious.

No, because Hitler was one of history's supreme idiots. For example, he concluded an alliance with Japan. In April, 1941, Japan and the Soviet Union signed a non-aggression pact. When that idiot Hitler invaded the Soviet Union, the Soviets were able to bring troops which had been fighting the Japanese to help in the defense of Moscow.

After the Japanese attack on Hawaii, the jackass in Berlin declared war on the United States. In a long list of truly stupid ideas, this was one of the most stupid. Other examples of Hitler's "brilliance" include holding back his armored units after the Normandy invasion, because the Brits had successfully convinced the German "intelligence" services that a cross-Channel invasion into the strongest German defenses was immanent. That was, of course, just what Hitler wanted to believe. The Messerschmidt jet was another example. The first prototype flew in the spring of 1943. Hitler wanted a bomber, but the prototype could not have carried the bomb load. So the jet fighter was not put into production until late 1944, which was a damned good thing for the American daylight bombing raids. After five years of war, Hitler had not learned that his bombing campaigns against England had been a complete failure, or would not admit it.

No, with that clown in charge, they didn't have a chance. Even with an intelligent and capable leader, they were doomed. The Soviets were coming sooner or later, and that doomed Germany.

Thank you, that does add up.
I suspected something was wrong with the story taught in school. 'We came that close to defeat.'