@spendius,
Central Production Desk at the BBC during the Olympic Games.
Charlie--"Did you see that!!!"
Alastair--"No. What was it?"
Ch.--" a bare twat".
Al.--"What? "Where"
Ch. "I'll spin in back".
Al--"Good lord!!. Get me the DG. Run it again Charlie."
Ch. --Righteo squire."
Al. "Tell me it wasn't on air".
Ch. It was. Last strokes of a gold medal for Team GB. Of course it's gone out."
Al--They can't blame me. I was talking to Jeremy about the synchronised swimming camera sequences. How many copies are there? That's the first thing the DG will ask. I want to be able to assure him that we have dealt with the problem so that he needn't trouble the Home Secretary about it.
Ch.--"I can understand that."
Al--"She must not have been wearing underpanties. Heaven forfend! What have we got of the end of the forward strokes all the way up the course?
DG.--"You wished to speak to me Alastair? What is it? I'm busy with a deputation of puritans concerning the filth we are putting out."
Al.-- "To put it shortly then Sir, we inadvertently, through no fault of our own, broadcast a picture of a lady rower's private parts at the moment of her glorious victory."
DG,--******* **** ****!! My friends in academia will go to town on me about the clip not being in the Highlights Feech which, it goes without saying, is impossible. How many copies are there? What about that new-fangled gizmo which allows our viewers to watch things which are on when they are at work. Have you checked U-Tube?
Al.--My gofer assures me that the record can be expunged.
DG.--"Strip search him before he leaves the building."