@Setanta,
And what exactly does that spiel prove Set aside from your obvious delight in talking about you having a **** and conjuring up the scene for us?
Your post is conditioned on your bowels. And having the light on. Had it been a morning of tight-bound costivity you wouldn't have pot-potatoed the programme and would have had nothing to write about. Such is fate.
One can say for sure that it is only under the Christian dispensation that the 3-ply softness of the luxury arse-wipe has been made available to those in your station in life and so also all the other conveniences you mention and presumably think grew on some trees. The historical record seems to show no other culture with such inestimable privileges which is a word deriving from the same root as "private" and "privvy", namely "privatus" meaning withdrawn from public view.
So your bringing this delightful scene to our attention, although falling somewhat short stylistically of Mr Joyce's effort, represents a rejection of the Christian etiquette which I must admit is consistent with your general position and might well foreshadow a new trend in society if atheism becomes more widespread.
Some of the heretical Christian sects of the 13th and 14th centuries were against sex and the bearing of children and they were pretty devout.
A CBC programme on spirituality does not mean spirituality is being discussed.
Given the cruel hand dealt by nature I cannot think of any justifiable reason for an atheist to have children at all. Why would an atheist subject a human being to this weary world of woe and to journey through this vale of suffering in a meaningless world? Having a baby to play with and validate oneself by is a bit selfish. And then loading the poor little thing up with debts is downright sadism.
It seems to have taken you rather a long time to complete the function. There are many brands of pessary on the market which I have been told are efficient and which can be inserted with the finger or, for those with highly refined aesthetic tastes, a pencil or a thin walking stick.