@dlowan,
Quote:So...how did you become an atheist?
A pub pal told me that he became an atheist because when he was 11 he was playing at rugby and he spotted something in the grass. He picked it up and saw it was a badge covered in mud. He took it home and polished it up and pinned it in the lapel of his blazer. It was a "hammer and sickle" badge.
He wore it all the time after that.
Then the Prime Minister called an election and his social studies teacher decided to introduce his charges to the nature of political strife and divided the class into the various parties who were standing at the election and to have them represent these factions in debate. I presume the teacher had run out of ideas. But he had noticed the badge my pal was sporting so he designated him to represent the Communist Party which had, at that time, candidates standing in a small number of east Lancashire constituencies. In fighting his corner he had to adopt the aethist stance, religion is the opium of the masses type of bullshit, as if the masses are to be taken to task on their opiates, and in doing so became a lifelong atheist and Communist. He found it difficult to go back on any declared position he had taken as all bigots do,
However-I soon cured him of that nonsense but alas it was too late and his whole life was already in ruins him having had a triple heart by-pass at 47 and his wife of 30 years running off with the chap next door because, as she told me herself, of how boring he was with his ******* hi-fi playing Debussy all day long and rabbiting about his fantastic collection of stamps not to mention his checking the oil level in his car everytime he was going out and using the dinky compressor he had bought from B&Q (£139.99) to make sure the tyre pressures were according to the recommendations in the manual the manufacturers of his car had seen fit to provide him with.
I also suspect that one of his daughters has had an abortion but I can't get him to admit it but I do know that neither of them adhered to the Christian traditions before their marriages.