Rockhead
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 01:13 pm
@failures art,
but. but. but...

people love to be berated, bullied, and blustered at.

why would anyone ignore the kiwi?
edgarblythe
 
  4  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 01:35 pm
Atheists keep up with theology about as much as the rest of the world. That's why they can mostly answer this quiz as accurately as anybody:




HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR THEOLOGY ?



Who was the 3rd man in history to walk on water?

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The 1st one was Jesus..



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The 2nd was the apostle, Peter.



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Then there was this guy named Jose Gonzalas.......




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http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee307/edgarblythe/onwater.jpg



cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 01:36 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgar, That's one belongs on the honor roll. Thanks for my best laugh of the day - so far.
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JTT
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 01:53 pm
@Francis,
Does this mean that Edgar peeks at Ionus's posts?
Francis
 
  2  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:04 pm
@JTT,
No, not at all. I was referring to the way Spendi commented on this joke when it was told by Edgar and didn't react at all when it was told by Ionus..

According to you are are a perceived atheist or not...
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:17 pm
Jokes like these make the rounds all over the net. People laugh at them regardless of their background - generally speaking. However, I have a half brother who will block you if you try to share any with him. He's a crank.
Setanta
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:22 pm
@edgarblythe,
You mean he doesn't like jokes about atheists? He dosn't like atheists? He doesn't like jokes?
JTT
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:26 pm
@Francis,
It was actually kinda, a joke, Francis. I guess I shudda included a smiley.

Quote:
According to you are are a perceived atheist or not...


No comprendez, Senor.

edgarblythe
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:31 pm
@Setanta,
He doesn't like people forwarding him jokes. He does not distinguish between funny ones and crap.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:33 pm
@edgarblythe,
I am blocked. If I need to talk to him, I must use a cell phone.
Francis
 
  2  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:33 pm
@JTT,
I perceived the humor, JTT..

You should avoid speaking foreign languages, your Spanish is much worse than my English...
Setanta
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:34 pm
@edgarblythe,
I certainly can't blame him for that. I use my e-mail account as a convenience--i go by there ever few weeks and delete everything without distinction.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:35 pm
@Setanta,
My email is less relevant than in the past, but I do correspond with a handful of people.
Rockhead
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:47 pm
@edgarblythe,
I guess I know which finger I am...

Wink
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wayne
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 02:53 pm
@edgarblythe,
yep, that's honor role fer sure, excellent, party on
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spendius
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 03:19 pm
@Francis,
Quote:
No, not at all. I was referring to the way Spendi commented on this joke when it was told by Edgar and didn't react at all when it was told by Ionus..


Once again in your normal premature rush Francis you have stumped yourself.

I responded to JTT saying it provided a "chuckle" and, as a small bonus, at the posts of Setanta and hingehead. I wouldn't have responded to ed's "joke" except maybe by having a private "sheesh!!"

My main reason was that I saw, in a flash of inspiration arising from I know not what, and which I am given to having, an opportunity to introduce Henry Fielding's Tom Jones to those A2Kers whose English teachers hadn't seen fit to introduce them to for some quaint reason. It is Able to Know after all.

Having had this inspiration I thought I might the better introduce those A2Kers who recognise decent writing to Mr Fielding's masterpiece, which every young man should read carefully, and what better than a passage which is entertaining, informative, well written and, in the context, not only on topic but a demonstration of the fantasies to which some atheists will go to discredit religion and imagine themselves to be clever and witty. One assumes the real world is something they are unable to joke about. Like I do on Trivia. The hope was, as even average Ablers to Knowing know, that the sample met with their approval and they went on to read the book.

My hope took some effort to realise. I knew that finding the passage online was not going to be easy but I remembered that my leather bound copy had a long contents section with titles which might provide me with a clue. But where was that. I have a lot of books. But, A2K being as important as it is, I went to search. I found it in about 15 minutes. It stands out a bit on the shelves. Then I started on the contents page looking up possibilities. On about the 10th try there it was. So then I knew it was Chapter I of Book 8. Now I could provide any A2Kers who wish to know how I got to be like I am with an online guide and they could easily and cheaply check out my recommendation which I am happy for every soul in the whole world to embrace which is something atheists seem unable to commit themselves to with their own recommendations. If they skip their next 50 biology lessons to read it you won't get any complaints from me whatever those making money teaching biology say about the matter.

Not everyone who gets good marks in biology ends up in the sort of job you read about. Most of it is pretty, bloody ghastly to put it mildly. And boring. Getting good marks ( unexamined of course) in Tom Jones and the literary taste it develops one might easily end up First Officer on a luxury cruise ship specialising in pampering well-off American ladies. If I was young I would keep all this to myself, like Bernard tried to do in L'Homme when his friend asked him about getting a divorce, so that opportunities to be First Officers on cruise ships of the type aforesaid were not overwhelmed with applicants.

It pained me, not a lot, but I felt a twinge of sympathy, for Setanta, hingehead and JTT in having thought it good or funny. It doesn't seem fair that they should suffer all their lives under such a gross misapprehension just because they had had some shite teachers foisted upon them when they were powerless and innocent.

I don't suppose your premature gush took as much effort and its inspiration was negative.

I would have left ed's "joke" alone, as you say I did Io's, had I not seen the chance to tell any fans I have to read Tom Jones and weave it into the texture of the thread.

BTW- I know a burning bush speaks in the Bible but that's a pun.

Have you anything to say about that?
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spendius
 
  0  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 03:21 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
-i go by there ever few weeks and delete everything without distinction.


An honest confession at last.
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Ionus
 
  0  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 05:02 pm
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
Perzackly.
Dam yuse smart mista ! Reel smart !
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Ionus
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 05:05 pm
@Francis,
Your english is far better than a lot of native speakers . Where does that put JTT's Spanish ?
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Ionus
 
  1  
Thu 24 Feb, 2011 05:10 pm
@Rockhead,
Quote:
people love to be berated, bullied, and blustered at.
People like you love to be right (and are usually wrong) and love to up the stakes to name calling . They just cant handle the results without whining . Find me one example where I started the name calling ......or shut up .
 

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