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Was Jesus Impotenet?

 
 
able
 
Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2010 12:48 pm
Hematidrosis is a rare syndrome wherein several hundred men have been known to sweat blood under intense duress. They were all male and they were all sexually disfunctional.

Jesus sweat bloood in the agony of the garden and He was male.

He said , "Some are born that way, some are made that way by other men
and some will give it up for the sake of the kingdom.".

He also said, " There is much yet to be revealed from the foundation of the world." This syndrome could not be revealed until computers could collect
and organize data from all over the earth.

If this is so, what would He be telling us by this.

I propose, He would be telling us, " The size and function of the male member
is not the measure of a man. The measure of a man would be obedience as a
son. Does he , act justly, love tenderly, walk humbly with his God? By his
actions, do you know him?"

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Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2010 12:53 pm
@able,
Is this from the Gospel of Dr. Ruth?
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Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2010 12:56 pm
@able,
Or, he was just a nice guy who had a bunch of stories made up about him after his death. Maybe that ought to tell us something.

Cycloptichorn
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AbbieMcKenley
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2010 01:00 pm
@able,
Well, the first plague was water into blood so perhaps he put it upon himself....

Jesus was a self harmer.

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2010 01:10 pm


Was Jesus Impotenet?

Does that mean he was important and sexually dysfunctional at the same time? Help me out here.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2010 01:49 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
impo-tenet.

Not a belief, opinion, or dogma....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2010 02:43 pm
Great comic relief here . . . man, the christians just can't get a break . . .
rosborne979
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2010 02:50 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Great comic relief here . . . man, the christians just can't get a break . . .

Poor Christians. If Jesus wasn't going to come back and save them all in the rapture I would feel bad for them.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2010 02:52 pm
I've mentioned this before . . . i hope they leave their car keys where they can easily be found . . .
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