4
   

Would Jesus own a cell phone?

 
 
RexRed
 
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 08:50 am
What scripture or passage would answer this modern dilemma? This is a question that I would like to evolve into a discussion, a discussion pertaining to, how do we know the true will of God?
 
Robert Gentel
 
  8  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 09:14 am
@RexRed,
John 1:3 - And Jesus said unto the disciples, "Yo, check out my new ring tone! My phone is the illest!" and the disciples peeped the mobile and verily it was the most ill.
McGentrix
 
  1  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 09:17 am
@Robert Gentel,
Robert Gentel wrote:

John 1:3 - And Jesus said unto the disciples, "Yo, check out my new ring tone! My phone is the illest!" and the disciples peeped the mobile and verily it was the most ill.


Laughing
0 Replies
 
eoe
 
  1  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 10:03 am
@Robert Gentel,
There are comics who would pay money for that!
Laughing Laughing Just found the emoticons!!
0 Replies
 
shewolfnm
 
  1  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 01:05 pm
@Robert Gentel,
oh my god. Laughing

THAT has to have been the best post I have seen in a loooooong time.


0 Replies
 
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
  2  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 02:25 pm
@RexRed,
Ephesians 4:29;31
Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers... Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice.
0 Replies
 
Eva
 
  1  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 04:56 pm
"Lighten up."

--Gospel of Eva 1:12
0 Replies
 
margo
 
  1  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 05:12 pm
@Robert Gentel,
done good there!
0 Replies
 
shewolfnm
 
  2  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 05:25 pm
I wonder who would be on Jesus' speed dial
cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 06:20 pm
@shewolfnm,
1-900-SHEWOLF
0 Replies
 
RexRed
 
  2  
Reply Sun 7 Sep, 2008 08:13 am
AT&T, sprint or virgin mobile? Smile
dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Sun 7 Sep, 2008 08:22 am
@RexRed,
Virgin. And he'd have 72 of them.
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

 
  1. Forums
  2. » Would Jesus own a cell phone?
Copyright © 2024 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.06 seconds on 12/26/2024 at 01:34:24