Hard to compete with George ... 'specially since he's so much older
than I am.
I'm 6'4", so I'll pat your head.
I don't tell corny jokes, but I laugh at them.
I make decent
pancakes on Sunday morning.
I wear shorts, and have a soccer player's legs.
I used to own a minivan ... tan.
I'll take you fishing, even though I don't like fishing.
the "ask your mother" phrase.
I fall asleep before 10!
Best of all ... I live in AZ.