Will you be my dad?

I have no father. It's plain and simple really. My mom had a child (me) and decided he was not a good enough man to be a dad. I am not sure if he knows I exist. He has never once contacted me and due to reasons hinted at by my mother, I likely will go the rest of my life not ever knowing him. He never paid child support or otherwise acknowledged me. Fine. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

"So why are you here?" you may ask. Well the answer is clear isn't it? Everyone deserves to have a dad to look over them, to check up on them, etc. Right? Ok, so I know there are a lot of bad dad's out there but I can't help but feel like I am missing out on a relationship I never had with a dad figure.

But here today I am opening up interviews...tell me why or why you would not be a good dad for me. I will choose from among the qualified applicants and will announce the 'winning dad' within a week or so. This is a great opportunity! Don't miss out!