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Will you be my dad?

 
 
mm25075
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 05:58 pm
@Letty,
ooooo. Does that mean he would have taken me to Baseball games if I was younger?

I don't mind fart jokes as long as I don't have to smell em!
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 05:58 pm
@mm25075,
mm25075 wrote:

Oh! Smile Well ok, but are you pretty tall? cause I'm adult sized (aged 41 years young)

So you're still in adolescence?
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mm25075
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 06:00 pm
@Rockhead,
Oh oh k ...ummm.....tmi on that one I think. I don't know wanna know what is lurking under the shirt. *covers eyes*
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alex240101
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 06:04 pm
To make up for lost time, your grounded for eight months.
dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 06:51 pm
@alex240101,
....and clean up your damned room. The floor is NOT a closet.

Look i dont care that all your friends say they arn't virgins. That doesnt mean you can stay out till 2.00 am acting like some gutter tramp with your skirt up around your waist..... and that no account long hair you've been seeing. (rolls eyes)
oh yes of course i know about him. I know everythng you get up to. its a small town young lady and people talk you know.

Now go do your homework. I'm not paying all that money for your education just to watch you waste it.
engineer
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jan, 2010 07:10 pm
@mm25075,
mm25075 wrote:

A brother might be nice to call upon when I get myself in trouble. Are you vounteering engineer?

Sure! Never had a sister, just brothers.
mm25075
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jan, 2010 12:18 am
@alex240101,
Oh ****! What did I do to get 8 months?
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mm25075
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jan, 2010 12:20 am
@dadpad,
But, but, but.....I told that long haired fella to go take a hike.......

Ok, about that money for my education.....? It's up to $10,000 at the moment....can you pay me directly in cash? I'll be sure it's put to good use! I promise!
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mm25075
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jan, 2010 12:22 am
@engineer,
Oh yay! *dances* will you introduce me to your guy friends, bro? Very Happy
engineer
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jan, 2010 07:26 am
@mm25075,
Sure, but if they hit on you I'll beat them up. Cool
mm25075
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jan, 2010 01:57 pm
@engineer,
engineer wrote:

Sure, but if they hit on you I'll beat them up. Cool


Sounds fair enough. What if I hit on them first?
engineer
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jan, 2010 03:20 pm
@mm25075,
mm25075 wrote:

engineer wrote:

Sure, but if they hit on you I'll beat them up. Cool

Sounds fair enough. What if I hit on them first?

If they respond, I beat them up. If they don't then I have to bad mouth them for dissing sis.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jan, 2010 05:01 pm
Can you kids KEEP IT DOWN to a dull roar in here please. I'm trying to watch the news.
mm25075
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jan, 2010 05:32 pm
@dadpad,
but dadpad! He started it!
emshae
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 12:20 pm
@mm25075,
I'm 15 and i was adopted when i was 3 days old. i don't know my dad either. i know my real mom though. i want a dad too cuz the one i ended up with is abusive. and I'm an only child
Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 12:30 pm
@emshae,
I'm sorry to hear that, emshae. Sometimes we get dealt a crappy hand in life. Is your father so abusive you would prefer to live elsewhere? That might be possible. If you think you can continue to put up with him for a few more years, I would suggest you study hard and prepare for an independent life in which you can chose to deal with him or "divorce" him. The best thing that can come out of this is that you are learning how not to be a parent. I'm sure you will not make the same mistakes if you chose to have a kid.
emshae
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 12:52 pm
@Green Witch,
i don't really mind where i am now. im just not one 4 violence
Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 12:58 pm
@mm25075,
He doesn't care . . . if you don't keep it down, he'll finish it.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 01:08 pm
@emshae,
Emshae, then keep out of his way and bide your time by preparing for your own life. Start by doing some work to save money - babysitting, lawncare, helping old people around their house, sell stuff on Craigslist, camp counselor (that might even get you away from home), grocery packer, etc. Having some money in the bank is like freedom insurance.
emshae
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2010 01:15 pm
@Green Witch,
ok thanks
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