@litewave,
I'll leave you to your simplistic explanations with a Jewish joke.
A student on a train asks a Rabbi to tell him the time. the Rabbi thinks for a moment then refuses. When they are reaching their destination the student asks why the Rabbi had refused, since he was clearly wearing a watch. The Rabbi replies:
So - I tell you the time - and we get into conversation - and I find out you have just left your family to study in a strange town - so I invite you to my home for a meal - and my daughter takes a fancy to you - and before we know it the two of you are getting married - and I can do without a son-in-law who can't afford a watch !