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Australia: Come Naked!

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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 11:42 am
@tsarstepan,
Do we get to be naked?
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 11:48 am
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 11:51 am
@boomerang,
boomerang wrote:

Do we get to be naked?

How else are we supposed to go to Australia? It's summer time in that crazy place. So that's a resounding yes. Cool
boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 11:59 am
@tsarstepan,
Then the only thing left to do is to start stockpiling human urine!
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 12:01 pm
@boomerang,
Or take dehydrated water tablets, just in case.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 07:48 pm
@boomerang,
Your tender flesh would be burned to a crisp. It was over 40C (104F) for two weeks just now.
boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2014 08:07 am
@dlowan,
Wow. Are the drop bears more or less active in the heat?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2014 08:39 am
@boomerang,
They have a volatile temperament and thusly are made more irritable by the scorching hot weather. Confused
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2014 10:06 am
And now this: giant, secret sea snakes!

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fi97tfb0r41jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

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No one can figure out where the strange snake-like image that recently popped up on an Australian meteorology radar map came from.

The snake is located about eighteen miles off the coast of west Australia and Bureau of Meteorology staffers say it's not a cloud.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2014 12:30 am
Good weather for nekkid - in some places.

Might get a bit warm, though.


And...koalas are NOT bears.

Good to have a bit of an Aussie laugh, after the Dutchy news. Thank for dragging it up again!
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2014 05:28 pm
@boomerang,
boomerang wrote:

Wow. Are the drop bears more or less active in the heat?


Bugger the bears....the trees themselves drop huge branches on you and sometimes kill you when it's this hot. This is true.
boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2014 05:35 pm
@dlowan,
I think we may have an infestation of drop bears hear judging by all the downed trees and limbs.

Everyone is blaming the rain and wind but I know the truth.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2014 05:36 pm
@margo,
Margo!!

I almost missed your post. It is lovely to see you.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2015 12:56 pm
Drop bears are back in the news:

http://jezebel.com/these-koalas-dont-give-a-****-about-traveling-first-cla-1697445518

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--bCmhJ0Uv--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ejfccd3s6bpyiwxwyazt.jpg
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the drop bears will be flying in crates,


Thank dog!
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2015 02:17 pm
@boomerang,
You sure don't want them loose in the cabin!
boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 13 Apr, 2015 09:44 pm
@dlowan,
Hell no!

Those sweet, soft, cuddly, adorable, oh-god-gimme-one, things are vicious!
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 14 Apr, 2015 05:11 am
and, those drop bears and/or koalas, they're not at all continent...
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 14 Apr, 2015 05:33 am
@margo,
I encountered a subcontinent once.

Mind you, that was underwater so I was pretty safe.

The budgie smugglers scared him off, I think.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2016 10:42 am
Those drop bears are so mean!

dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2016 03:45 pm
@boomerang,
Needs to be on the stage. Still, it won in the end, by sheer volume, I suspect.
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