@Robert Gentel,
Yeah...but that more made fun of how ads distort things to be understood by those at whom they are aimed.
Shrimps my bloody arse.
Plus what you guys did to poor old Hoges was enough to justify a pre-emptive strike.
Yes, I know he went along with it and all, but America TEMPTED him, dammit. Beads and baubles and watches, that's what he sold his soul for.