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Australia: Come Naked!

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Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 11:43 pm
@Rockhead,
Not a problem mate. Tuesday night, the cross, nekkid, and I'll loan you an enemy.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 11:53 pm
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:



the rabbit will always have a special spot in her heart for ol' shooter, methinks...





Well, mad folk can't help it.


Quote:
I hear if you walk around carryin' a screwdriver above yer head, you are safe.



You are fooling yourself, my friend.

They eat screwdrivers to keep their teeth sharp.



And cars.

Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 12:06 am
@dlowan,
can they be trained?

(kinda like a siegfried and roy thing, but without the being dinner part?)
Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 12:10 am
@Rockhead,
Quote:
(kinda like a siegfried and roy thing, but without the being dinner part?)
The cod piece, the costumes, the life style...and you only object to being attacked by a Tiger ?
dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 12:10 am
@Rockhead,
Its pretty easy to train them to drop out of trees an eat brains.
Apart from that....Meh! not so much
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 12:12 am
@Ionus,
a good codpiece is worth it's weight in salt around these here parts bud...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 12:29 am
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:

can they be trained?

(kinda like a siegfried and roy thing, but without the being dinner part?)



Nope.

They're killer marsupials.

Stupid and we have nothing they want...except to eat.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 12:40 am
@dlowan,
I see, said the guy dint do it so well.

ima let you marsupial experts run with them drop bears.

should i ever decide to take the pads up on their couch offer, i will keep an enemy handy...
patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 08:33 am
@Ionus,
Quote:
... make pyrateing look like accounting.


The Crimson Permanent Assurance!
Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 06:21 pm
@patiodog,
Very Happy
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Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 06:23 pm
@Rockhead,
Quote:
should i ever decide to take the pads up on their couch offer
No no....Rocky...the pads have a pouch, not a couch.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 09:10 pm
Plenty of other things to worry about! Ain't never seen a drop bear...but snakes, spiders, crocodiles...just waiting for you to amble by!
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 09:14 pm
@margo,
Don't mention invisible bloody spiders to ME.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 09:34 pm
@margo,
You folks don't scare me, things can be much worse here . . . we have . . .






















. . . Republicans ! ! !
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 09:45 pm
@Setanta,
They're called Liberals and Nationals here.

And Family First.

msolga
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 10:06 pm
@dlowan,
Wilson Tuckey.
Ceili
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 10:13 pm
Dadpad, I just watched your Flame Trees video. It's a beautiful tribute.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 10:20 pm
@msolga,
msolga wrote:

Wilson Tuckey.


Every time you say that name a Dryad dies!!!!
msolga
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 10:23 pm
@dlowan,
Let's ignore him then.

I wish he's just go way! God, he's frightful.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 11:04 pm
@margo,
My doctor gave me a note..I am not allowed near crocodiles. As for snakes and spides, they have bitten me before. Only had my brains eaten by a drop bear once, though...rather unpleasant experience...
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