You are a nasty lill' wabbitt. That was obvious sarcasm at my lack of a sex life....
Now, everyone knows this old chestnut, right?
The fella whose car runs out of petrol in the desert...he waits...drinks all his water....finally sets out to walk.
When he is at his last gasp, he sees what he thinks is a mirage...a town up ahead...gasping, he staggers onwards....(you make this go on forever),,,finally comes to a sign saying....."Town of Mertze...sample our famous teas."
Staggers to the cafe, welcomed, sat down given water.
Resident says "Now, what you need to set you up is a cup of our famous Koala Tea...it works miracles...you'll feel fine in no time."
Man orders koala tea...teapot arrives....he lets it steep...then pours expectantly.
To his horror, out comes his tea, horribly mixed with bits of koala, and koala fur....and little koala toenails...
But, everyone has been so kind, he feel he cannot insult them, so he pours the tea back into the pot, saying it needs to steep a little more.
Surrounded by kindly townsfolk, who cannot wait to see him try their tea, he calls for a tea strainer...
The looks around him change to dazed shock.
People stand rooted to the spot...some look angry.
The cafe proprietor approaches and says passionately:
"Sir! The Koala Tea of Mertze is not strained!!!!"