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Australia: Come Naked!

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 09:14 pm
@boomerang,
It sounds to me that's how drop bears try to make friends ... by eating your brains. It's a cultural thing I think. Shocked

And not necessarily a good way to make friends either. Embarrassed
msolga
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 09:16 pm
@dlowan,
Quote:

They are ravening, humicidal distant cousins of the furry little pissers!!!


OK!!!

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roger
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 09:16 pm
@tsarstepan,
Maybe it's an okay to make former friends.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 09:17 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

It sounds to me that's how drop bears try to make friends ... by eating your brains. It's a cultural thing I think. Shocked

And not necessarily a good way to make friends either. Embarrassed



Well, it's been said that a number of male bodies have been found with their hands firmly clasped around their Mr Happy equipment, not their heads....from which I deduce that, for some men at least, there are WORSE ways to make friends!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 09:29 pm
Those guys were just looking for north so they could get away from the drop bears. They just wanted to enjoy the hippo races. They didn't do anything wrong.

When I first moved into this neighborhood I tried eating the brains of a few neighbors just to break the ice, tsarstephan. The still run screaming when they see me. I don't get it. I was just trying to make friends. It's not even like I dropped out of tree or something weird.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 09:38 pm
@boomerang,
Quote:
The still run screaming when they see me..

I wouldn't take it personally. Some people are SOOOO antisocial! Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 10:10 pm
@boomerang,
By gum, you may be right!!!


But...why would north matter?

When it comes to drop bears, you just run like hell for somewhere with no trees.

They feel vulnerable in cleared spaces.

I think those guys were voting on what was dearest to them, and brains lost.


I am SO glad you don't do weird stuff like drop from trees to get your brain food.

That'd be a little odd in a human.

Do you have a runcible spoon to eat the brains with them?
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 10:31 pm
Why is everyone worried about drop bears ? If they eat brains, you are all perfectly safe !!
boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 10:35 pm
@dlowan,
A runcible spoon, fava beans and a nice Chianti go best with brains.

You know... I've just started spraying myself with human urine all the time just to be on the safe side.

But I'm still getting the cold shoulder from my neighbors....

What gives!?

Those damn drop bears are totally going to ruin my social life.

(My runcible spoon is all blobaly (?), throw another drop bear and some vegamite on the barbie, Shelia, while I open another Fosters as I glow and chunder, Mate. Crikey. (Did I miss anything?))
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 10:38 pm
@Ionus,
Ionus wrote:

Why is everyone worried about drop bears ? If they eat brains, you are all perfectly safe !!


Dead squirrel/prairie dog/whatever the hell you are walking.
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 10:39 pm
@boomerang,
It's vegEmite, she said drily.

I just KNEW you'd

a. Have a runcible spoon

b. Know what it is.

That should likely be in the opposite order...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 10:40 pm
@dlowan,
I been meaning to comment on his avatar(ionus), now that the rabbit brings it up...

every time I see it, I think of our dearly departed cj.

(am I the only one?)
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 10:42 pm
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:

I been meaning to comment on his avatar(ionus), now that the rabbit brings it up...

every time I see it, I think of our dearly departed cj.

(am I the only one?)


No.


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Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 10:53 pm
@dlowan,
Quote:
Dead squirrel/prairie dog/whatever the hell you are walking.
I try to be helpful....lucky I had my emotions surgically removed. Very Happy
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Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 10:56 pm
@Rockhead,
Quote:
every time I see it, I think of our dearly departed cj.
I can change it if it is distressing... Neutral ....no one told me till now.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 11:09 pm
@Ionus,
don't change nuttin' on my account.

I been known to associate with some squirrels in my time.

the rabbit will always have a special spot in her heart for ol' shooter, methinks...


anyways, back to them drop bears.

I hear if you walk around carryin' a screwdriver above yer head, you are safe.

any truth???
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 11:19 pm
@Rockhead,
Quote:
I hear if you walk around carryin' a screwdriver above yer head, you are safe.
The only safe method I can recommend from personal experience is to carry another person around on your sholders. Usually an enemy, and it is surprising how quick they agree to it.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 11:21 pm
@Ionus,
what if a guy has no enemies?
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 11:26 pm
@Rockhead,
JESUS !!! It is you...No wait..they crucified him...I can lend you some of mine, they are first rate quality...cant trust them with your wife or life... make pyrateing look like accounting.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 11:30 pm
@Ionus,
I just got no enemies in Stralia.

you head North by Northwest, yer bound to run into some folks think less of me.

and if I was naked, it would be hard to find a spot for my screwdriver...
 

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