Australia: Come Naked!

@boomerang,

It sounds to me that's how drop bears try to make friends ... by eating your brains. It's a cultural thing I think. Shocked

And not necessarily a good way to make friends either. Embarrassed

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@dlowan,

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They are ravening, humicidal distant cousins of the furry little pissers!!!

OK!!!

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@tsarstepan,

Maybe it's an okay to make former friends.

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@tsarstepan,

tsarstepan wrote:

It sounds to me that's how drop bears try to make friends ... by eating your brains. It's a cultural thing I think.

And not necessarily a good way to make friends either.

Well, it's been said that a number of male bodies have been found with their hands firmly clasped around their Mr Happy equipment, not their heads....from which I deduce that, for some men at least, there are WORSE ways to make friends!

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Those guys were just looking for north so they could get away from the drop bears. They just wanted to enjoy the hippo races. They didn't do anything wrong.

When I first moved into this neighborhood I tried eating the brains of a few neighbors just to break the ice, tsarstephan. The still run screaming when they see me. I don't get it. I was just trying to make friends. It's not even like I dropped out of tree or something weird.

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@boomerang,

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The still run screaming when they see me..

I wouldn't take it personally. Some people are SOOOO antisocial! Razz

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@boomerang,

By gum, you may be right!!!

But...why would north matter?

When it comes to drop bears, you just run like hell for somewhere with no trees.

They feel vulnerable in cleared spaces.

I think those guys were voting on what was dearest to them, and brains lost.

I am SO glad you don't do weird stuff like drop from trees to get your brain food.

That'd be a little odd in a human.

Do you have a runcible spoon to eat the brains with them?

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Why is everyone worried about drop bears ? If they eat brains, you are all perfectly safe !!

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@dlowan,

A runcible spoon, fava beans and a nice Chianti go best with brains.

You know... I've just started spraying myself with human urine all the time just to be on the safe side.

But I'm still getting the cold shoulder from my neighbors....

What gives!?

Those damn drop bears are totally going to ruin my social life.

(My runcible spoon is all blobaly (?), throw another drop bear and some vegamite on the barbie, Shelia, while I open another Fosters as I glow and chunder, Mate. Crikey. (Did I miss anything?))

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@Ionus,

Ionus wrote:

Why is everyone worried about drop bears ? If they eat brains, you are all perfectly safe !!

Dead squirrel/prairie dog/whatever the hell you are walking.

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@boomerang,

It's vegEmite, she said drily.

I just KNEW you'd

a. Have a runcible spoon

b. Know what it is.

That should likely be in the opposite order...

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@dlowan,

I been meaning to comment on his avatar(ionus), now that the rabbit brings it up...

every time I see it, I think of our dearly departed cj.

(am I the only one?)

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@Rockhead,

Rockhead wrote:

I been meaning to comment on his avatar(ionus), now that the rabbit brings it up...

every time I see it, I think of our dearly departed cj.

(am I the only one?)

No.

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@dlowan,

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Dead squirrel/prairie dog/whatever the hell you are walking.

I try to be helpful....lucky I had my emotions surgically removed. Very Happy

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@Rockhead,

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every time I see it, I think of our dearly departed cj.

I can change it if it is distressing... Neutral

....no one told me till now.

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@Ionus,

don't change nuttin' on my account.

I been known to associate with some squirrels in my time.

the rabbit will always have a special spot in her heart for ol' shooter, methinks...

anyways, back to them drop bears.

I hear if you walk around carryin' a screwdriver above yer head, you are safe.

any truth???

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@Rockhead,

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I hear if you walk around carryin' a screwdriver above yer head, you are safe.

The only safe method I can recommend from personal experience is to carry another person around on your sholders. Usually an enemy, and it is surprising how quick they agree to it.

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@Ionus,

what if a guy has no enemies?

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@Rockhead,

JESUS !!! It is you...No wait..they crucified him...I can lend you some of mine, they are first rate quality...cant trust them with your wife or life... make pyrateing look like accounting.

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@Ionus,

I just got no enemies in Stralia.

you head North by Northwest, yer bound to run into some folks think less of me.

and if I was naked, it would be hard to find a spot for my screwdriver...

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