Obsessive compulsive lawn mowing neighbor?

Bury some caltrops half-deep in his yard one night and you'll settle his hash real quick.

Repeat as necessary.

Cycloptichorn

What was the point of that post Cyclo?

It's a ridiculous idea. Sneaky too.

Are you a CCTV salesperson? Lawyers at ten paces.

Antipersonnel weapons...I like!

The correct angle for a good caltrops is 109.5 degrees.

If your neighbour has logic like mine, he probably cut all those gorgeous trees down so it would be easier to mow more often.
It's funny and at the same time I'd love to find a nice little time machine to send this guy back to the '50s.

well now, I suggest something as effective on page one, which would leave no evidence.

but

neighbor would see the steam from the ice before he it the thing with his mower

nuh uh....dry ice only makes that fog like stuff if you put it in water.

if you have just tiny pieces, it would just slowly become gas.

How do I know this you ask?

I'll say no more, except to say that now one mows lawns early around my neighborhood.

What about collecting all my dog's & cat's poops and distributing them on his lawn, just before a gentle rain?

I can pleasurably imagine the blades of his mower in slow motion:

...whizz...whuck...thap...splurt...yuck...
...whizz...whuck...thap...splurt...yuck...
...whizz...whuck...thap...splurt...yuck...
...whizz...whuck...thap...splurt...yuck...

YEAH!!!!

Are you sleeping okay Chum or is your brain racing all night with the possibilities that are being suggested?

I hate how stupid it is for people to build a house, then remove all the natural plants to place grass.
******* GRASS.

every where.. grass grass grass.. and people become OBSESSED with it too!
Talk about a pent up nation.

Grass serves no purpose and is a money drain. Yet, we all want it, we all want it green and will dump money into it to keep it that way. Almost a measure of who we are. Fer christs sake, grow some food.

It's all the Brits fault you know.

Lawns and grass and everything.

You know I don't have any grass. You wouldn't believe the stupd remarks some (not many, but some) people made while I was puttering here and there, putting plants in, learning what to do.

The "some" people that said anything were, each and every one, basically bottom dwellers. The type of people, if they ever did own a house, would have some skanky grass, and that's all, in front of the house. Or maybe some ugly non-descript weedy bush by the front door.

Right now of course, everything is all dead or struggling, but hey, it's cooling off, and I'm already dreaming of next Spring.

Already looking at drought resistant stuff. Most of the stuff I have doesn't need a lot of water anyway, but the sun and heat just did a number on them