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Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 02:16 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

Alfred, when we get back to the bat cave, please remind me to give Robin a Chinese burn for not paying his parking fines.
Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 02:19 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

Y'know, sometimes, if I think about Cat Woman long enough, I can get it to spout as high as that station sign.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 02:21 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

How do I know you're not a spy? Easy.....you don't have two little eyeholes cut out of your newspaper.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 02:40 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

I'll have to call Wall-E.
He'll know which one is Eva.

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Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 02:46 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

And now, in order to remove the last drops, I will employ the Bat Shaker from my utility belt.

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Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 02:51 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

If you really want to know, Robin tattooed POW! on my penis last April Fools, after slipping roofies into my batbeer.

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Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 02:56 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

Yes, there's nothing like the 14th Street Gloryhole to clear one's tubes in the morning!

Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:02 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

It's a vibrating ring. Commissioner Gordon wanted a modern gadget that made me come quickly, but there was a typo.
Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:13 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

I've been down here three days investigating a particularly nasty underground movement, and now you've gone and trod in it.

Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:17 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

Excuse me for asking, but when the hell did it change to 14TH STROOT ?

Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:21 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg


You think I'm strange. I've just seen Harry Potter disappear through a wall back there, pushing a loaded trolley!
Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:38 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

Not including the miniature border tiles at the bottom.... 238.
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hingehead
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 04:01 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

It's funny but I haven't felt a bump on the last two page turns.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 10:02 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

Another advantage is that people always let me know when it's mealtime.

They shout "dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"



firefly
 
  1  
Wed 5 Feb, 2014 10:16 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

The drop in the stock market has cramped my lifestyle too.
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firefly
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 11:15 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

Do you know what it costs to park a Batmobile in this damn city?
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Advocate
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 11:18 am
@Wilso,
Wilso wrote:

edgarblythe wrote:

panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/27/p465/090727_contest_p465.jpg







Mother predicted that I would get to the top.
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firefly
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 11:20 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

It's weird to see someone who still reads a print newspaper.
Advocate
 
  1  
Wed 5 Feb, 2014 11:21 am
@Lordyaswas,
You have a vivid, if not dangerous, imagination.
Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 11:24 am
@Advocate,
I must admit, it's one of my ruder ones.

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