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rosborne979
 
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Mon 3 Feb, 2014 06:59 pm
@edgarblythe,
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What do you mean I can't tell the difference between a train station and a bathroom, get back to reading your paper!
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cicerone imposter
 
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Mon 3 Feb, 2014 07:08 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

If you press the right combination of five numbers when you first use it, you can win a trip to Radio City.
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tsarstepan
 
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Mon 3 Feb, 2014 07:16 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg
10 business days to order a part for the batmobile. Can you believe that?!
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tsarstepan
 
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Mon 3 Feb, 2014 07:17 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg
I have not danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. Why ya ask?
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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 3 Feb, 2014 07:19 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg
Robin? Worm? Get it? I make him wait outside.
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tsarstepan
 
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Mon 3 Feb, 2014 07:19 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg
But they already raised the MTA rates last year!
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tsarstepan
 
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Mon 3 Feb, 2014 07:21 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg
So? How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Tue 4 Feb, 2014 07:51 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

"You're just envious 'cause you didn't get invited to Mayor Bloomberg's costume party."

Lustig Andrei
 
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Tue 4 Feb, 2014 07:53 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

"And who're you supposed to be dressed up as? Dick fuckin' Cheney?"
Advocate
 
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Tue 4 Feb, 2014 09:20 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

""


I'm a Walmartian! Okay!
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ossobuco
 
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Tue 4 Feb, 2014 09:39 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

Don't you find this tile very boring?
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Jack of Hearts
 
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Tue 4 Feb, 2014 09:51 pm
@DrewDad,

DrewDad wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg
No, I don't care to see you turn the pages without moving your hands.

--------

You better backoff with that newspaper citizen; when this hits the third rail - sparks will fly!
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Wilso
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 12:05 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/27/p465/090727_contest_p465.jpg
I can offer you the best deal, because we have less overhead.


Gotta save this
Wilso
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 12:12 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/08/24/p465/090824_contest_p465.jpg
"I said we were meeting the big cheese.


Gold
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cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Wed 5 Feb, 2014 01:20 am
@Wilso,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/27/p465/090727_contest_p465.jpg

What do you mean, I'm fired!
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hingehead
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 01:37 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg
Am I wearing something of yours?
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hingehead
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 01:38 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg
Is that your pillar citizen? Move it away from of the edge of the platform before someone gets hurt.
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hingehead
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 01:39 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg
No-0ne can tell I have a comb-over.
Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 02:08 am
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

I would have used the bathroom at home, but it is full of guano.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Wed 5 Feb, 2014 02:11 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/10/p465/140210_contest_p465.jpg

Be careful citizen. Last week, Robin splashed some on the live rail and scorched his Cloaca.
 

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