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I'm here to help catch turnstile jumpers--you did use a token, didn't you?

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"I'm not wearing any pants. So?"

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bumper

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@firefly,

firefly wrote:

It's weird to see someone who still reads a print newspaper.

Didn't you hear the kid yelling: "E" all about it."

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@Lordyaswas,

Yeah well if you're Lordyaswas then I'm Batman and you think you're standing in a urinal instead of on a railway platform. Aren't you wearing tweed?

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@Lordyaswas,

Bump?

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@Lordyaswas,

Bump 2

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@Lordyaswas,

One more massive bump....

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@Lordyaswas,

It's no good. I shall have to employ the A2K laxative.

Oralboy......here Oralboy......

Aaaah! That's shifted it.

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@Miss L Toad,

"I'm an eccentric rich guy who wears weird costumes... of course I'm looking for a young boy to come live with me. As my 'ward.' Yeah, that's the ticket!"

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@DrewDad,

"It's less scary than a Woody Allen costume."

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@DrewDad,

No, I wasn't making an offer. I was simply warning you that if you stand too close to the edge, you may get sucked off.

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@Lordyaswas,

Ding, ding, ding! A definite winner!

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http://www.ffbmc.com/Pictures/People/bump.jpg

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@Lustig Andrei,

"Did I hear you just say, 'Christ, what an asshole'?"

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"Go on, lend me your pen and we can pass the time playing binary sudoku."
Pregnant pause ...
"Er, you do play binary sudoku, don't you?"

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@vonny,

This cooler weather is perfect for jumpers.

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http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/02/17/p465/140217_contest_p465.jpg

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Why I got to share the couch with him?

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The little bastard knows I don't have anybody to love.

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