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Caption The Cartoon

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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:19 pm
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You're as out of shape and overweight as that two-legged couch potato you live with.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:24 pm
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I'm not sure I can provide you with pills to help your growl seem more menacing.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:30 pm
@DrewDad,
<bump>
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:31 pm
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You'll never make it as a lapdog, if you want to get adopted, stick to fawning looks and a lot of tail wagging.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:31 pm
@hingehead,
'nuther bump
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:33 pm
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You can take these pills with a little peanut butter or cheese, but don't wash them down by drinking out of the toilet.
Lordyaswas
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:40 pm
@hingehead,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

The Xray is back and it's a slipped disc, Mr Evans. I warned you last week about trying to lick your balls, but you wouldn't listen.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:43 pm
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

...........and all this because your wife wanted to try doggy style for your anniversary?
DrewDad
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 03:04 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
"Nice try, but your insurance doesn't cover 'kennel cough,' either."
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panzade
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 04:23 pm
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Take two doggy bones and give me a woof in the morning.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 04:45 pm
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Your test results came back, and you can tell your neighbor, the Doberman, he's going to be a dad.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 04:50 pm
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If I barked as much as you do, I'd have laryngitis too.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 04:55 pm
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You may be older than me in dog years, but I'm still the doctor, and don't call me a 'young pup'.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 04:58 pm
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Now fleas are nothing to be ashamed of, it happens to the best of us at times.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 05:02 pm
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Take one of the de-worming pills at bedtime, and, for Pete's sake, stop eating the puppy poop.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 05:30 pm
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Your bark may be worse than your bite, but I just put 10 stitches in the mailman's ankle.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 05:40 pm
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Please, just tell me what you've been eating lately, and spare me your shaggy dog stories.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 05:45 pm
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Well, answer me, did you just chew up and swallow the tongue depressor?
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 05:49 pm
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When I said I'd need a urine sample, I didn't intend for you to lift your leg against mine.
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George
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 07:51 pm
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
I only handle gender-identity issues, Mr. Fogel.
For genus-identity, you're on your own.
 

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