No, I can't give you a prescription for medical marijuana to help you deal with your nausea after eating Fluffy's catnip.
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hingehead
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 08:56 pm
Halloween and superglue don't mix Mr Johnson.
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firefly
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 08:56 pm
I fully appreciate the sexual frustration of being an intact male in a neighborhood of spayed females, but I'm a doctor, not a pimp. Have you considered looking on Craig's List?
I'm beginning to get a good whiff of your farting problem.
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Lordyaswas
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Tue 25 Jun, 2013 05:51 am
@firefly,
So, you're over in the UK on holiday and you were invited out for an evening of "dogging" and wondered why everyone laughed.
Erm..... how can I explain this.....?
"Sorry to tell you this bad news but this dog costume is permanently
attached to you. These really are going to be the dog days for you!"
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Lustig Andrei
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Tue 25 Jun, 2013 01:48 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
So, you're over in the UK on holiday and you were invited out for an evening of "dogging" and wondered why everyone laughed.
Erm..... how can I explain this.....?
I think you' ll have to explain that for those of us whose BrE is less than fluent. I, for one, don't know what "dogging" means in this context.
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George
2
Tue 25 Jun, 2013 07:31 pm
@George,
I'm not going to indulge your fantasies, Mr. Fenwick.
Now take off the dog costume or no treat.
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firefly
2
Tue 25 Jun, 2013 07:45 pm
Yes, I'm a vet, I'm a vet of the Gulf War, I'm just not the kind of Vet who treats kennel cough.
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firefly
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Tue 25 Jun, 2013 07:48 pm
I know they tell you that you're part of the family, but I really can't be your pediatrician.
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firefly
2
Tue 25 Jun, 2013 07:51 pm
The DNA tests are back and, it's true, you are adopted.
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Ragman
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Tue 25 Jun, 2013 07:52 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
dogging = hounding
"1.Follow (someone or their movements) closely and persistently: "photographers dog her every step".
2.(of a problem) Cause continual trouble for: "the committee has been dogged by controversy"
