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Caption The Cartoon

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hingehead
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:51 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
Ordinarily stool samples aren't left in slippers.
hingehead
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:54 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
It says here you are a Matryoshka dog.
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George
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 04:33 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
How do you know I'm not a dog in a doctor suit?
igm
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 12:53 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
... no your pet insurance won't cover my fee...
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igm
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 12:54 pm
bump...
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:17 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
Henry was hoping he could get around his random leg humping charges with an insanity plea.
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:30 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
"I'm sorry about your terminal illness Mr. Capone. Uh, now, I need to be frank with you about this "All Dogs Go To Heaven" stuff..."
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:30 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

Take two of these every morning and stop chasing cars.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:33 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

That fake dog costume isn't fooling anyone, Mr. Bellows. You've gone off your diet again and you damned well know it.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:35 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

Are you wearing any pants under that phony dog getup?
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:40 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
"Henry! This has got to stop! It says here you've been arrested for indecent exposure when walking past fire hydrants!"
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Lordyaswas
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:48 pm
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg

Mr Dumbleton, if truth be told, we'd all like to sniff Miss Goodbody's bottom, but there's a big difference between thinking and doing.
nqyringmind
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:49 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
"I'm prescribing antibiotics. It's Collie-Flower Ear!"
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:49 pm
@Lordyaswas,
LMAO!
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nqyringmind
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:54 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
"You ain't nothin but a hound dog..."
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:54 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
You've been altered, and we can't change that, but, if you think it will help you to feel more manly, I'll give you a Viagra prescription.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 01:59 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
I'll give it to you straight. If you want to stop being constipated, stop eating socks and underwear.
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firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:05 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
Now no butt sniffing for the next week, and keep that nose out of the garbage as well.
firefly
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:14 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
You need to get back in shape. That means faster running when you fetch, more active play at the dog park, and no begging for handouts at the table.
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DrewDad
 
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Mon 24 Jun, 2013 02:15 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
"Take two and tell me if you're feline better."
 

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