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George
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 05:47 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
That's the most thorough colonoscopy prep I've ever seen!
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George
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 05:58 am
@George,
George wrote:
. . . Do you hear singing and there's no one there?
Do you smell blossoms and the trees are bare?
If you got the reference, consider yourself an old fart.
firefly
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 12:09 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
So you can jump, big deal, I'm still not writing a letter to say you're physically able to play pro basketball.
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firefly
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 12:12 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
And I bet you really want to run away from home to join Cirque du Soleil.
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firefly
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 12:17 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
I asked you to touch your toes, not elevate them so I could.
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tsarstepan
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 12:25 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
The procedure? It's called a gravitectomy.
DrewDad
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 12:38 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
"I don't tolerate law breakers in my practice."
DrewDad
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 12:39 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
"This started after you left the Navy, Mr. Higgs?"
DrewDad
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 12:44 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
"The Gravity Anti-Defamation League will be contacting you."
ossobuco
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 01:00 pm
@DrewDad,
excellent..
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DrewDad
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 01:42 pm
@DrewDad,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
"You're supposed to consult a doctor before beginning a weight-loss program."
Lustig Andrei
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 01:46 pm
@George,
George wrote:

George wrote:
. . . Do you hear singing and there's no one there?
Do you smell blossoms and the trees are bare?
If you got the reference, consider yourself an old fart.


Thank you, George. I got it straight away. But you knew I was anold fart anyway, right? (I wonder why.)
DrewDad
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 02:25 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
"You've got wormholes."
ossobuco
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 02:37 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg

Your footing spiral is causing aerial advancement.
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hingehead
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 03:05 pm
@DrewDad,
Dd, were you really going for a bosun Higgs pun or is it crazy coincidence?
DrewDad
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 03:23 pm
@hingehead,
Yes, I was going for the bosun Higgs pun.
cicerone imposter
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 03:53 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Yea, we should start an "a2k old fart gang." Our membership is sure to grow. Mr. Green
Lustig Andrei
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 03:56 pm
@cicerone imposter,
We should start a thread on that, Tak, a la Lola's Cafe. Only Old Farts welcome.
cicerone imposter
 
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Thu 23 May, 2013 04:01 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Yea, Andy, start one and post the URL here. I'll join.
Lustig Andrei
 
  1  
Thu 23 May, 2013 04:19 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Here you go, c.i. --

http://able2know.org/topic/214955-1

All self-admitted old farts welcome.
 

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