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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 05:45 pm
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How many pain pills did you take?
edgarblythe
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 05:48 pm
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You're having an out of body experience. You are actually in a wheelchair in the rec room.
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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 05:49 pm
You can do better than that, Edgar.
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firefly
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 06:10 pm
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Levitating is easy. Try being down to earth for a change.
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hingehead
 
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Tue 21 May, 2013 01:14 am
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Your skinfolds are appalling but you've got great hang time.
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hingehead
 
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Tue 21 May, 2013 01:15 am
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Maybe you'd have more friends if you didn't look down on everyone.
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hingehead
 
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Tue 21 May, 2013 01:16 am
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Stop scratching your ass Mr Jones.
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hingehead
 
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Tue 21 May, 2013 01:17 am
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Well the surgery was a success but you'll never guess what we left inside you.
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George
 
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Tue 21 May, 2013 04:29 am
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There may be some side effects.
Lordyaswas
 
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Tue 21 May, 2013 05:15 am
@George,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg

How on earth did you manage to get a coat hook stuck up your arse?
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igm
 
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Tue 21 May, 2013 01:22 pm
@cicerone imposter,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg

... you're off the scale...
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George
 
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Wed 22 May, 2013 05:29 am
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Do you hear singing and there's no one there?
Do you smell blossoms and the trees are bare?
igm
 
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Wed 22 May, 2013 10:28 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg

Yes, we are in a lift and yes it is going down rather quickly!
igm
 
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Wed 22 May, 2013 10:29 am
@igm,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg

Nice jump but mind you head on the top of the caption!
DrewDad
 
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Wed 22 May, 2013 11:59 am
@igm,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
"It might be a let down to learn that you're on the placebo."
Advocate
 
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Wed 22 May, 2013 12:45 pm
@DrewDad,
Quote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
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I think the problem is your high-fiber diet.
cicerone imposter
 
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Wed 22 May, 2013 01:41 pm
@Advocate,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg

They say that the Masai can jump higher than you!

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcbmoQoHqTn4y-q5jA6y4_1R5KCHW_BjYTvDO5QxsNwP8FQRpHnA
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igm
 
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Wed 22 May, 2013 01:53 pm
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It's a new weight loss technique we deduct gravity...
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Wed 22 May, 2013 03:56 pm
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"Christ, what an asshole."
hingehead
 
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Wed 22 May, 2013 06:21 pm
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And that, Commander Hadfield, is why I wear magnetic boots.
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