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firefly
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 10:02 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
I think it's time you stopped trying to lose weight.
firefly
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 10:04 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
You still having those dreams about being an astronaut?
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firefly
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 10:17 am
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
Does that happen every time you fart?
panzade
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 11:18 am
Thanking the Drewster for posting this week's cartoon.
I'm up in Vancouver and there's no way I'm getting up at 3 AM to do it.
Ragman
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 11:24 am
@panzade,
Now THAT'S funny. Can we see that pic?
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Ragman
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 11:47 am
@firefly,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg

"May I be the first to say ... you're not wearing any pants!"
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George
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 12:00 pm
@firefly,
Outstanding, firefly!
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Advocate
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 12:09 pm
@DrewDad,
Quote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg


I would say your health is on the upswing.
cicerone imposter
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 12:16 pm
@Advocate,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg

To be honest, I could never figure out your health problems.
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Ticomaya
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 12:20 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
"The trampoline-scale is very popular in Europe."
DrewDad
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 12:31 pm
@Ticomaya,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
"I'm diagnosing you with pigeon toes."
ossobuco
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 12:51 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg

I think your elevator shoes are affecting your overall balance.
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firefly
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 01:00 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
I suppose next you'll be telling me that you eat like a bird.
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firefly
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 01:00 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
You've got to stop getting high.
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firefly
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 01:02 pm
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You've got more gas inside you than the Goodyear blimp.
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firefly
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 01:05 pm
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How long have you been feeling so jumpy?
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vonny
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 01:22 pm
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When I said you had to rise above yourself, I didn't mean it to be taken quite so literally ...
Ragman
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 04:08 pm
@vonny,

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
Yes, there are some odd side effects from taking Viagra."
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firefly
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 05:22 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg
When I said, jump on the scale, I didn't mean it literally.
Advocate
 
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Mon 20 May, 2013 05:43 pm
@firefly,
firefly wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg



You NBA guys really have vertical lift.
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