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Is it rude to stare and listen to conversations?

 
 
BorisKitten
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 03:23 pm
@ehBeth,
Quote:
You seem to enjoy retailing lies.

Cripes, nobody else thinks this is funny, "Retailing Lies?"

I envision some large, easily turned "Lies Half Off" rack.

Or maybe "Buy one lie, get one free!"
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BorisKitten
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 03:26 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
on me. Your decision to claim that you believe Linkat (that makes two liars here) doesn't make it so.

Hey, Set called me a liar! I never lie.
Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 03:46 pm
@BorisKitten,
It's nothing special ... he calls everyone a liar.

Which, of course, is an exaggeration, since it's unlikely he calls "everyone" a liar, so I expect he'll be calling me a liar directly.
mismi
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 04:14 pm
@ehBeth,
Quote:
Setanta wrote:
Quote:
You seem to enjoy retailing lies.


Beth Wrote:
Quote:
You seem to enjoy drama.


This made me laugh...classic!

I am staring AND listening in...forgive my rudeness. But it makes an entertaining read.
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chai2
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 05:40 pm
@Linkat,
Linkat wrote:

Ahhh, even shithead can be endearing when used correctly. I'll call you dearie. You are cranky, but in an endearing sort of way. I love you too cranky.


Wally and I call each other "you ******* freak" sometimes as an endearment. It's an inside joke.

Has anyone seen the movie Buffalo 66? There's this great scene in there about "spanning time".

Sometimes we remind each other that we're spanning time.

dialogue from the movie, when they're sitting in a photo booth...

Let's span time, okay ?
Let's span time together.

- What are you doin' ?
- What ?

- Don't touch me.
- What do you mean, ''Don't touch me'' ?

We're supposed
to be husband and wife.

l'm just tryin'
to make it look good.

We're the couple that
doesn't touch one another.

We like each other a lot,
and we span time together.

We just don't touch
each other, all right ?

Now, let's span time.

Get up. Get up. Don't touch me again,
all right ?


Just look like you like me,
and let's span time.

All right ?
You got that ? Yes or no ?

- Span time and do not touch me, okay ?
- Okay.

Do not kiss me.0k?

BorisKitten
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 05:52 pm
@Ticomaya,
Quote:
It's nothing special ... he calls everyone a liar.

Which, of course, is an exaggeration, since it's unlikely he calls "everyone" a liar, so I expect he'll be calling me a liar directly.

I haven't yet thanked you for your delightfully funny, insightful comments on this thread.

You make me laugh.

THANK YOU, Tico!

Er, can I can you "Dear?"
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BorisKitten
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 05:53 pm
@chai2,
Adding this to my "must see" list of movies!
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2009 11:15 am
@chai2,

never saw "Buffalo 66", but that dialogue sorta reminded me of that scene in
"being john malkovich" between john cusack and mary kay place...

FLORIS
Welcome to LesterCorp. May we meet
your filing needs?

CRAIG
No, uh, my name is Craig Schwartz.
I have an interview with Mr. Lester.

FLORIS
Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez...

CRAIG
Schwartz.

FLORIS
Pardon?

CRAIG
Schwartz.

FLORIS
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have no idea
what you're saying right now.

CRAIG
My name is Schwartz.

FLORIS
Money, Miss Warts?

CRAIG
Forget it.

Craig takes a seat next to the other applicants.

FLORIS
(calling across the room)
Fork ah did?

The intercom buzzes. Floris picks it up.

FLORIS
(to Craig)
Mr. Juarez?

CRAIG
Yes?

FLORIS
Yex?

CRAIG
I said "yes."

FLORIS
You suggest what? I have no time for
piddling suggestions from mumbling job
applicants, my good man. Besides, Dr.
Lester will see you now. I think
that's what he said.

Craig stands, opens Lester's door, and enters.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2009 12:15 pm
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2009 12:39 pm
@Ticomaya,

security!
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Linkat
 
  1  
Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 11:07 am
So it has been surprising quieter today. Last night, I was working late - no one around, but the loud mouth in the office right across from me. He tends to be very loud and tends not to close his door when having a conference call or meeting with others. So here I am working late and he shows up with a group of individuals.

Now I'm not working late because I love being here so much, so loud distictions are irrating to me even more. A few went in the office and the proceeded to be extremely loud. Two others were outside near my desk talking away. I glanced at them and they did get the hint and moved a little bit away. Finally I just slammed down all my stuff and mumbled why are you so f--cking loud.

He may of gotten the hint because outside of a morning type meeting with door open (I got the headphones and have a radio station ready now - started this morning), he has been quiet as a lamb. Even closed his door for a conference call!

I win
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 11:12 am
@Linkat,
; )
Linkat
 
  1  
Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 02:35 pm
@ossobuco,
Yes believe it or not, a well placed swear word can work wonders at the office. The thing is you cannot use it that often - only when really needed. If used often, people just take you for a someone that swears. If you don't normally swear, and you let an f-bomb rip from your mouth, you scare people.

I did this to a couple of analysts that reported to me. I was reviewing their work that was handed to me late and needed to be sent to our client. They screwed up some stuff which put me in a bad situation of trying to resolve it quickly so we could send to them on time. A big old f-bomb came out of my mouth. They looked at each other and knew they were in deep **** because I had never sworn.

Guess what - they never made that mistake again!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 27 Aug, 2009 04:03 pm
@Linkat,
in our office email today

Quote:
All,

I am recirculating this note at the request of several staff members. The noise level is at times quite high and people are struggling with conversations with customers and concentrating on their work.

Please keep the fun down to a dull roar, please do not have speaker telephone conversations in open space, please stop your personal cell phones from ringing and please do not have conversations over other people's cubicles.

Everyone would appreciate this.

Thanks very much,

S, Senior Vice President




apparently this gets sent out every 3 - 6 months at this office
Linkat
 
  1  
Reply Fri 28 Aug, 2009 01:32 pm
@ehBeth,
Good for your office - the big 'uns here don't care if it is loud as they are in offices.
ehBeth
 
  1  
Reply Fri 28 Aug, 2009 02:22 pm
@Linkat,
I think the SVP here gets tired of people going to her to complain about the noise. Sending the email keeps them out of her office.
Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 28 Aug, 2009 03:44 pm
@ehBeth,
Maybe I should become a whiner - at least then it might warrant an email.

But everything's good - I just pop on my head phones and listen to music now.

I have other stuff that is more irrating and more of a no win solution going on - the noise is just something to whine about.
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