@realjohnboy,
Slow and fat, I relate to that...
Have read about the Molina brothers and their childhoods.. Apparently they're all as slow as molasses rounding bases, but they have other qualities. (Wish Jose could pick up his stats, alas.) Last year I had Bengie, bless'm, and, this year, Yadler. Like them both.
I had some base stealers to start with, including Weeks, but since I get such a kick out of the process of getting and spending new players (I'll temper this behavior some day, maybe next year), I've de accessed away from SBs.