Goddamnit, i wanna be a drama queen, too ! ! !
Will somebody please start stalking me, so i can start my own thread about it? Isn't that the in thing to do these days? Please, please, please . . . i just wanna fit in.
Set, we've shared a very deep, special connection over the years, and it kills me to see what's happening to you. Sure, the Existentialist school of thought would argue we are no more than square inch avatars and letters on an illuminated screen--and I might agree were it not for my decision to, against my doctor's orders, take myself off lithium--but the truth as I see it is that we are two "internauts" destined to walk together, hand-in-hand, through cyperspace.
Please don't go. Remember that one thread? Where I made a dick joke and then you railed against the premature dissolution of Reconstruction? Did that mean nothing to you? Were our hearts and minds not permanently tethered thereafter? I'll get to the point: if you leave, I will go on a serious hunger strike. I **** you not. And if you refuse to believe me, you'll see my ghoulish face on the Today Show, in about forty days or so, begging you to come back.