mismi
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 10:31 am
@Setanta,
Quote:
dont fry food naked


just put on an apron - that conjures up some warm fuzzy thoughts to be sure. grrr
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 10:33 am
Et tu, Miss Mi ? ? ?

I'm just a hunk of meat to you vicious girls, aren't i . . . you don't really care about the real me . . .
mismi
 
  2  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 10:34 am
@Setanta,
Sure I do, now turn back around there an make me a grill cheese sammich!
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 10:36 am
You are so cruel . . . white or wheat?
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boomerang
 
  3  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 10:43 am
I can see that you're rejecting me again.

Go play with your groupies and fanboys. I'll be here reading Sylvia Plath, eating cheese curls....... waiting. Always I'll be waiting.
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 11:05 am
I'm out here sweating over a hot range makin' cheese sammiches for your alter ego, and you're eatin' up the rest of the cheese curls ? ! ? ! ?

You are so selfish . . . you don't care about anyone but yourself. Sylvia Plath was an extrovert compared to you . . .
Letty
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 11:37 am
@Setanta,
I wanna be a bee
Pollinating all I see.
Spreading lovely flowers around,
Stinging only when I'm found.
Giving honey,
Nature's rood,
Wings of silver
Buzzing brood.

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Zippo
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 11:44 am
Setanta you little 'tag'
The image below describes you perfectly-

http://radio.weblogs.com/0001014/images/2003/03/20/headUpAss.jpg

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farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 01:23 pm
@Setanta,
I think you left yer grits on the stove too long.
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 01:30 pm
Just a little parody fun with the too, too melodramatic tone of the site's "community" over the last few days, FM.
farmerman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 01:34 pm
@Setanta,
I know, I saw one of em where the zipster wants only to talk with himself. Id suggest that he try to put himself on ignore and see what happens. Maybe a new law of science would be forthcoming.
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 01:40 pm
did someone say grill cheese sammich?

bring one of them out to the car sitting outside your house. It's the one with the tinted windows and someone sitting in it who looks like me wearing a wig and dark glasses.

tomato soup would be nice too.



I know something about opening windows and doors
I know how to move quietly to creep across creaky wooden floors
I know where to find precious things in all your cupboards and drawers
Slipping the clippers
Slipping the clippers through the telephone wires
The sense of isolation inspires
Inspires me
I like to feel the suspense when I'm certain you know I am there
I like you lying awake, your baited breath charging the air
I like the touch and the smell of all the pretty dresses you wear
Intruders happy in the dark
Intruder come
Intruder come and leave his mark, leave his mark

Peter Gabriel

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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 02:12 pm
@farmerman,
Then he could share it with Gunga Dim, who, as we know, is deeply interested in all new scientific ideas . . .

****************************************************

Sorry, Chai, i didn't see you in the cheesy disguise right away, and i've already called the cops. There's a city ordinance against parked cars idling for more than three minutes. You can drive around the block, and i'll get yer grilled cheese sammich ready, white or wheat?


. . . you vicious bitch ! ! !
Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 02:48 pm
You are " therefore; I am… "Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' Gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am (last Stanza)!"
mismi
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 02:50 pm
@Tryagain,
So, what about you Try - can you make a good grill cheese sammich?
Tryagain
 
  2  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 03:04 pm
@mismi,
I have a friend from Wisconsin state who wanted to open a factory making cheese. I asked him what type of cheese he was thinking of as all the popular ones were already being made. He thought about it for a while then decided to make a holey cheese.

A week later I saw him again.

"How's the cheese coming along?" I asked

"Great." He says, "I'm importing them from Israel."

"What do you call them?" I asked.

Came the reply "Cheeses of Nazareth!"


Keep the apron on Mismi, I’ll call by around six!

mismi
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 03:38 pm
@Tryagain,
Rolling Eyes Laughing

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dlowan
 
  2  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 03:53 pm
@Setanta,
Nellie, I AM Setanta....
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nimh
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 04:23 pm
@Tryagain,
OK, that goes on the bad jokes thread...
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 04:44 pm
There was a lot of cheese in this house when I left this morning.

 

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