Geek and Nerd Humor

I have a nerd it's beginning to look a lot like Χριστός.

I know one, but it's obscene and racially insensitive. It is also not very funny.

You should be nervous if anyone on this thread offers you a real estate scheme...

(beware of geeks bearing grifts)

The punchline is "Euripides, Eumenides." Supply your own joke.

My Weekly Reader predicted we would drive flying cars by 1970.

That's probably pessimistic compared to Popular Mechanics.

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/612891/when-will-we-have-flying-cars-maybe-sooner-than-you-think/

Maybe you have better drivers than around here. I have visions of people landing on me or my car, even though they'll probably have downward cameras.

Better drivers? ROFLMAO Some of the worst drivers in the world live around our county. The following report is from 2015, but I doubt many things have changed since then, if not worse.

www.siliconvalley.com/2015/06/18/california-dmv...
Jun 18, 2015 · With four accidents in the past approximately 100,000 miles, the recent accident rate appears to be higher than the reported national average. About 0.3 “property-damage-only crashes” happen per 100,000 miles driven, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.

From Viz's Top Tips.

Fool people into thinking you've met James Corden by taking a selfie with a potato.

Source

Damn, that's mean, but I still chuckled.

He deserves it, he's a mediocre talent whose meteoric success is wholly undeserved.

He should be in the end of the pier with the Krankies.