@Region Philbis,
No! Geek humor should be pedantically correct.
Velocity is a vector quantity. Distance is a scalar (meaning that distance over time is a scalar value and not velocity).
A velociraptor actually = displacementaraptor/time
(Yes, the denominator should be time... not timeraptor. If you divide displacementaraptor by timeraptor... the raptors cancel out).