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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2011 09:03 pm
@dlowan,
I was once a barman - I get a recurring dream where I've roped into do bar for a function but the set up is complete crap - no pressure in the beer taps, ice machine stuffed, spirits all stuff up and the post mix on the fritz. Everything takes ages to do

Clearly an anxiety dream. Maybe FB is at peace with the world and completely self confident. Maybe we are just nutbags.
hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2011 10:51 pm
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2011 10:56 pm
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/new_car.png
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jun, 2011 02:25 am
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

I was once a barman - I get a recurring dream where I've roped into do bar for a function but the set up is complete crap - no pressure in the beer taps, ice machine stuffed, spirits all stuff up and the post mix on the fritz. Everything takes ages to do

Clearly an anxiety dream. Maybe FB is at peace with the world and completely self confident. Maybe we are just nutbags.


I confess:

http://www.wholefoodfarmacy.info/assets/images/autogen/a_bag_of_nuts.jpg
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 11:51 am
http://images0.cpcache.com/product/50810940v18_480x480_Front_Color-Navy.jpg



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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 08:57 pm
A recent Notes post by New Yorker cartoon editor Bob Mankoff is about Graphs and Laughs -

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/cartoonists/2011/06/infographics.html



tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 10:17 pm
@ossobuco,
http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/but-captain-isnt_this_against_starfleet_regulations---STFU-wesley.png
http://abstrusegoose.com/374
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 29 Jun, 2011 08:03 am
@tsarstepan,
http://www.howtogeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/27.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 30 Jun, 2011 11:42 pm
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 30 Jun, 2011 11:46 pm
@DrewDad,
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2011 07:38 pm
http://www.pimsleurapproach.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/surviving-zombie-apocalypse.jpg
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2011 10:22 pm
@fbaezer,
What's with the zombies all of a sudden!!!

Very cute post, Fbaezer!
Shapeless
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 08:00 am
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:
What's with the zombies all of a sudden!!!


Well, zombies were the new werewolves (which were the new vampires, which were the new pirates, which were the new ninjas, which were the new robots), but I think their 15 minutes are just about up. Some friends and I have an informal bet about what's going to be next. Some candidates being bandied about are mummies, elves, aliens, and mermaids.
Shapeless
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 08:23 am
In honor of The Big Event on July 15:


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbjqbtyJbA1qecs3uo1_400.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tVA-Smv4R0g/TWFBSY2YkqI/AAAAAAAAAS8/2ey7UOXS9JE/s1600/99+problems.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QPM_c9fsGnU/TA-9hAJinDI/AAAAAAAAAeE/HdM2mZtNH_U/s400/ccreevz.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 09:20 am
@Shapeless,
Shapeless wrote:

dlowan wrote:
What's with the zombies all of a sudden!!!


Well, zombies were the new werewolves (which were the new vampires, which were the new pirates, which were the new ninjas, which were the new robots), but I think their 15 minutes are just about up. Some friends and I have an informal bet about what's going to be next. Some candidates being bandied about are mummies, elves, aliens, and mermaids.



I think it's the mermaids' turn.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2011 01:42 pm
Our band consults this flow chart before playing Wilson Pickett's "Mustang Sally"

http://www.guitarsquid.com/images/stories/Top_Stories/Jun11/guitarsquid_flowchart_mustangsally.jpg
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2011 07:34 am
@panzade,
I'm sorry, I meant to write this earlier. Thank you so much for your last post. I bought my daughter the T shirt for finishing her exams, she loved it. It's not quite the same, the equation is different.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2011 10:24 pm
http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/04b44c526002.jpg
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2011 03:44 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

Clearly an anxiety dream. Maybe FB is at peace with the world and completely self confident. Maybe we are just nutbags.


Sooo not true!
Only the exam dreams have dissappeared (they did about 20 years after I graduated).
Just this morning I dreamed I was to give a conference at the School of Economics, but the architecture had changed, and I got lost at my old school. They'd changed the main auditorium to the annex building, and I had a lot of trouble getting there. I was half an hour late when I woke up.
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2011 04:10 pm
@fbaezer,
Thank heavens you woke up then!

You might have been HOURS late!
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