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Geek and Nerd Humor

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 08:12 am
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/2puns4me_40f3a0_5376504.jpg


From Terry Bisson's classic, "They're Made Out of Meat"http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html

Quote:
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"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."

"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much...."

...
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 03:58 pm
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/7a/c8/cb7ac8143d956c0940ba7944de78cc1f.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 03:59 pm
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7d/06/9a/7d069a3645005d35ff2fe47122cd2a9d.jpg
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Thu 12 Feb, 2015 03:20 pm
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10155523_859697200710610_1205699909_n.jpg?oh=e5f7be8dcf31aea4c6673746924a137c&oe=55500A6C&__gda__=1431074023_c843728e615482253681f9bc580be590
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 12 Feb, 2015 03:30 pm
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/04/dc/3d/04dc3db90c3bf80cb9cc5788a9b7279c.jpg
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vonny
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2015 05:05 am
http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Nerd-Jokes-01-685x484.jpg?bd8b31
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 10:30 pm
I don't think this is just a teenager strategy....

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8c/d4/b0/8cd4b04e5d4fb9c8e8e002ed5d8c226f.jpg
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 10:44 pm
@hingehead,
It's not. I find myself doing it a lot.
roger
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 11:45 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Didn't work for me, either.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2015 03:48 am
Hell, i've been doing that for years. As long as you don't release the mouse button, and drag it away from any active point on the screen, you're good to go.
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2015 12:37 pm
@Setanta,
These kids today.

Think they discover everything.
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 18 Feb, 2015 02:25 am
@chai2,
Each new generation believes they have discovered and invented everything. Clearly, we did.
roger
 
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Reply Wed 18 Feb, 2015 03:23 am
@Setanta,
Sure. Then we feel we need to regulate it.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 18 Feb, 2015 03:28 am
No thanks . . . i ain't into politics.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2015 12:36 am
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10959711_10155241388105173_5789017125429013310_n.jpg?oh=7431341afed792ebe1972997cdbdd9cc&oe=554B59FC&__gda__=1435867545_b755c0132b240a99336b96ef61e5d3ed
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Kolyo
 
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2015 02:10 am
My super smart, geeky Australian girlfriend left me yesterday. She didn't give me a reason, and the final conversation we had seemed fairly unremarkable to me. She was talking about a recent trip to Siberia, where according to her it was minus 40 degrees. Now, I'm no dummy, so I know they use centrigrade in Oz. So I ask her whether she means farhenheit or centrigrade. But I haven't heard from her since! What's WRONG with her???
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2015 03:18 am
@Kolyo,
That's good, but pretty obscure. I'm not so sure that very many people, even ostensible geeks, know at what point those two scales coincide.
Kolyo
 
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2015 03:25 am
@Setanta,
I guess you're right. You really have to have lived in both a Fahrenheit-speaking country and a Celsius-speaking country (and through -40 degree weather) to get that.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2015 03:30 am
Really, though, that makes it a nearly perfect geek/nerd joke.
cherrie
 
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2015 03:32 am
@Kolyo,
I haven't been through -40 degree weather, but I got it. Maybe because Oz used to have Fahrenheit and now has Celsius, so I've lived through both.
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