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How to live to 114 (in theory)

 
 
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 12:01 am
A report in today's Independent

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1.8 years Be a winner
2 years Eat chocolate
2.5 years Have lots of sex
3 years Be religious " and have friends
3.6 years Eat less meat
3.7 years Keep active
4 years Drink wine
4.1 years Have low blood pressure and cholesterol
5 years Be educated and play golf
6.6 years Eat well
7 years Lose weight
7.5 years Stay positive
8 to 10 years Don't smoke
10 years (men) Get married
10-plus years Be happy
14 years Change your lifestyle
20 years Be wealthy and live in the right neighbourhood


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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 12:59 am
@Walter Hinteler,
hahaha

wow i havent got laid in a while

i should be dead tomorrow, that is all.
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 02:48 am
@Walter Hinteler,
Well. . . But I don't want to live in theory.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 09:27 am
@roger,
Is that in Pennsylvania?
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 09:33 am
One of my all-time favorite cartoons (I think I've posted this before) is a Calvin and Hobbes panel where the boy (Calvin) is saying to his anthropomorphic teddy bear (Hobbes): "I believe we are all put on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I'm so far behind I'll probably never die."

Succinct. To the point. My own feeling about longevity in a nutshell. Procrastinate and you'll live forever.
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 11:51 am
@ossobuco,
No. Pennsylvania got Balla Cynwyd and Kind of Prussia. Theory is down the road from Wolf Hole.
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