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Man sues doctor for stapling his butt shut

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Robert Gentel
 
Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 12:39 am
Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut

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A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation " causing him to go without defecating for 17 days " took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore.

“The reason for suing Dr. Casiano is very simple: His rectum was stapled shut,” said Julia Lodowski, who with attorney Emily Malarkey is representing Watkins and his wife, Brenda.

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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 12:39 am
@Robert Gentel,
Sounds like BS to me, but it's pretty funny.
roger
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 12:41 am
@Robert Gentel,
Bet he learns whose face not to fart in.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 01:15 am
@Robert Gentel,
Robert Gentel wrote:

Sounds like BS to me, but it's pretty funny.


You, oh butt fetishist and butt sharer extraordinaire, via the coward's castle of the automobile, would not think so if it were you.
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evilc
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 02:58 am
@Robert Gentel,
Mmmmm, now he's the butt of all jokes!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 07:18 am
@Robert Gentel,
Surely someone would volunteer to rip him a new one.
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 08:35 am
@DrewDad,
that was funny
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 04:04 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Robert Gentel wrote:
... attorney Emily Malarkey ....


I smell fiction.
Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 04:46 pm
@Robert Gentel,
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/al-gore-genius.jpg
Ronald Watkins, whining about something to do with his butt after a recent operation




global disclaimer
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 04:53 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

Robert Gentel wrote:
... attorney Emily Malarkey ....


I smell fiction.


Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction:

Emily Malarkey Attorney at Salsbury Clements Bekman Marder & Adkins LLC Washington D.C. Metro Area
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 05:06 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Thanks, heh.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 1 Oct, 2008 12:42 pm
@Robert Gentel,
It's always BS until it's your own butt that's stapled shut.
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 1 Oct, 2008 04:39 pm
@Ticomaya,
Do you possibly have some experience in this area? I mean, you seem so knowledgeable.

{runs}
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 1 Oct, 2008 08:54 pm
@jespah,
Well ... I was young and impressionable.
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