yo mama jokes

OK!
ill start...
yo mamas so fat that on her way to walmart she tripped over walgreens and landed on target!

My kids do something like this.

Friend: Reading a book is gay
son: you're gay
friend: Your mommas gay.

Perhaps you have to be there.

lol
ya i no its kinda like "the" comback
i hear something like this alot.

friend: reading is gay
son: youre gay
friend: youre face is gay

same thing different word...
for some reason though people take more offence to the one about their mother than their face...
hmm??