KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
This assumes that the procedure could have possibly gone "right," an assumption about which I am highly dubious.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Instead of going to the hospital, he should have just thought about baseball. Or Bea Arthur.