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Man gets nut stuck on penis while attempting to lengthen it

 
 
Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 07:18 pm
Malaysian man gets nut stuck in delicate place

Quote:
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
 
hawkeye10
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 07:22 pm
@Robert Gentel,
for westerners not familiar with penis stretching (which I would guess at 99.34% of the audience), let me remind you of the powers of google...
kuvasz
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 07:23 pm
@Robert Gentel,
yeap, hate it when that happens.
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 07:32 pm
@hawkeye10,
Have you availed yourself of these powers? And if so, any good stories to share? Laughing
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 07:46 pm
@Robert Gentel,
I have it on good authority that using it as a bungee cord will do the trick.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 07:48 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Methinks the penis was hanging off the greater nut, while the lesser nut was hanging off the penis...
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 08:23 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Quote:
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

This assumes that the procedure could have possibly gone "right," an assumption about which I am highly dubious.

Quote:
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Instead of going to the hospital, he should have just thought about baseball. Or Bea Arthur.
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JTT
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 08:33 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Quote:
A Malaysian welder


I hope that wasn't the method of attachment.
Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 09:16 pm
@JTT,
Any pictures. I'm making the assuption that he had not been circumcised.
JTT
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 09:55 pm
@Sglass,
The idiot. If he had just threaded his penis he could have screwed it right off, no problem.
Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 10:30 pm
@JTT,
Now that would have been a down to earth and pragmatic solution. I wonder what kind of nut it was?
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 03:47 am
@Sglass,
Sometimes, you feel like a nut.

Sometimes, you don't.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 04:44 am
@jespah,
Depends on where you're grabbed.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 05:24 am
@Sglass,
Sglass wrote:
I wonder what kind of nut it was?


Pine.





Boy had a lot of work to do...........
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 07:08 am
I hae it when I come upon a thread like this and all the good jokes are already taken.
cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 07:25 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
It depends on which hand he wacks off with. That determines the threading. He probably got it backwards.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 10:37 am
@shewolfnm,
Oh My God
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 10:41 am
@Robert Gentel,
I hate it when this happens.

Though I use a Cheerio instead, and a little milk seems to fix the problem.
Sglass
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 10:45 am
@Gargamel,
what happened to the bad joke page????
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 10:48 am
@Robert Gentel,
I think he misunderstood what "tap that" meant.
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