Every thread I post in might as well be tagged, "bad jokes," or "mildly humorous if drunk."
I wonder what kind of nut it was?
Could have been a Brazilian!
He hoped his new threads would attract the ladies.
With my experience working in health care, let me just say, cock rings and cocaine DO NOT MIX.
BTW, it's not necessarily length that matters. Was it a nut to add weight or a nut with a hole in it?