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Thanks em for giving it a second airing. One should never allow oneself the luxury of imagining that one has understood a text on one speed read of it. Or without some knowledge of the author of it.
I have read it through a few times myself. Or should I say another "me" did than the "me" who wrote it.
It's alright. I could improve it. I could have added another joke on "felt" relating to hats. One of Laurence Sterne's.
I would have left out "(nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more)" if I had thought only Io was reading it. I thought some might not understand "those tenets of Christian teaching not already covered by the law", or choose not to, so I emphasised it.
Maybe "nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more" is not American idiom. It is a bit common I must admit. I have had choruses of it. When I was late for the pub somebody would ask me where I had been? If I replied, say, that I had run over a cat on the way and had felt the need to give it a decent burial, the chorus of "nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more" would start up.
Ya dig?