@Lightwizard,
Quote:While Pope Pompous Pilot XXX throws **** at his PC screen hoping it actually goes over the internet and dismayed that it is stinking up his own room and he can no longer see his display (troll **** being very thick and opaque), I have several friends in Texas who are very good people and smart -- one of them has lost his job there and is in New Mexico with his family right now.
That's a very nice sentence LW, I must say. It flows quite well. I wouldn't be surprised if you hadn't been practicing it in your head on and off during the course of your duties which we all know, having been reminded often enough, are responsible and fairly commanding and to be envied by us lesser beings and treated with the respect they deserve.
It's entertainment value is hardly spoiled by its being wanting in truth and common sense.
We have no way of knowing whether your friends in Texas are "good people and smart". One does sometimes fall into the trap of asserting that ones friends are "good people and smart" in order to signify the sort of circles one moves in and thus deserving of being thought of as good and smart oneself. I have little doubt that all of them are about as good and smart as the average bear even though the services of one of them has been dispensed with by the employing classes on account of them being of no further use.
And I am actually hoping it goes over the internet. That is why I compose this stinky runny compost which trickles out of the end of my forefinger: my eyes see what your's see, a bit earlier of course, so if my screen can no longer be seen for it neither can yours. It was the keyboard you wanted for your stunning metaphor and whether that can be prodded at satisfactorily can be easily judged from a scrutiny of my efforts. When others press the REPLY button are they not hoping that what they have written is going over the internet. It seems difficult to prevent it doing once the REPLY function is clicked.
And it is intended to be thick and opaque. I can afford more clarity with the brainboxes on the Trivia threads. They are the ones at my end of the bar.
I presume, from a number of things you have said in the past about the Lone Star State, that the area you refer to is one that is empty of people and I must admit that such areas are quite beautiful to those who think that our civilised modcons are an effete luxury which is weakening the fibre of our race.
I also presume that you consider being beneath Louisiana to be shameful and something of a disgrace but you do owe more money that they do I think and that is not something to be proud of. Anyone can look good on borrowed money.
And if you did become a state of fruit pickers the targeting of foreign ICBMs would be cancelled so that is a plus. We all rather admire Mr Schwarzenegger here in my part of England, which is beneath redemption never mind Louisiana, although I cannot think why. He sounds good.