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The Best, Most Elaborate, Convoluted, etc. Insults on A2K

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2008 09:18 pm
margo wrote:
Now I feel totally inadequate.

Whenever someone like the resident, generally uninformed loudmouth, of that tedious gun bigot irritates me, I just go away for a while.

Now I'll have to improve my respionses, and/or my response rate! Twisted Evil


You'd get away with just hissing and spitting at him.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2008 07:28 am
farmerman wrote:
Enjoying your supper of flies and crawlies, Renfield?
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2008 01:30 pm
kickycan wrote:
Let me paraphrase the last couple pages of posts from Okie, so you guys won't have to keep asking him about his opinions.

"Obama is not a conservative. Therefore, I must destroy him, and no matter how ridiculous the charge against him, I will believe it, and more importantly, I will spread it around in an effort to make others believe it too. Yes, I am that big an assh*le."
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2008 01:32 pm
Good find, Bill!
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2008 01:34 pm
squinney wrote......


What the hell? YOU bring me into it and then suggest HE let me speak for myself? Okay, here's ME speaking: "Shut up, bitch!"
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2008 03:10 pm
Squinney or Roxxx?
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2008 03:18 pm
Squinney to Roxxx.
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 13 Jun, 2008 04:03 pm
dlowan wrote:
margo wrote:
Now I feel totally inadequate.

Whenever someone like the resident, generally uninformed loudmouth, of that tedious gun bigot irritates me, I just go away for a while.

Now I'll have to improve my responses, and/or my response rate! Twisted Evil


You'd get away with just hissing and spitting at him.


Not very ladylike, witty, amusing or inspiring, however!
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 13 Jun, 2008 04:08 pm
meeeeowww... Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 13 Jun, 2008 04:13 pm
margo wrote:
dlowan wrote:
margo wrote:
Now I feel totally inadequate.

Whenever someone like the resident, generally uninformed loudmouth, of that tedious gun bigot irritates me, I just go away for a while.

Now I'll have to improve my responses, and/or my response rate! Twisted Evil


You'd get away with just hissing and spitting at him.


Not very ladylike, witty, amusing or inspiring, however!


It mote well be all three in spades.....being as how you were speaking in cat, we wouldn't know.
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 13 Jun, 2008 04:28 pm
dlowan wrote:
margo wrote:
dlowan wrote:
margo wrote:
Now I feel totally inadequate.

Whenever someone like the resident, generally uninformed loudmouth, of that tedious gun bigot irritates me, I just go away for a while.

Now I'll have to improve my responses, and/or my response rate! Twisted Evil


You'd get away with just hissing and spitting at him.


Not very ladylike, witty, amusing or inspiring, however!


It mote well be all three in spades.....being as how you were speaking in cat, we wouldn't know.

Razz Laughing Cool Twisted Evil
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 10:57 am
Wow, this is priceless:

From P-Dog:

... Seems like back on abuzz you were just playing sort of a shock-jock routine -- you know, get the liberals' goat and find your trigger-happy compatriots with pretty tired and innocuous damn-asian-woman-driver/club-baby-seals bits. The past few years, though, your online persona has really blossomed into a truly disgusting caricature of inbred backwoods redneck racist piece of **** Americana.

Is this the real you, or are you just trolling? And if it's the real you, have you always been a subhuman cretin, or is this a more recent development? Because it sounds like you're a powerless middle-aged tool stuck in a cubicle who can't get hard any more and to compensate falls back on the earliest sources of power to imprint themselves on his panicked lizard brain -- namely, gun worship and racist pablum picked up from red-nosed, rheumy-eyed pappy back in the day.

Please tell me you're just an idiot troll, because I used to find you occasionally amusing and engaging, and you seem to still love your dog and daughter.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 09:01 pm
@Mame,
farmerman (saying to reyn) wrote:

Now, whenever you post a story and claim it as fact, youve opened the doors of suspicion that make me believe that you, just like edgar, are a lying sack of ****.


from this post
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 09:31 pm
Patiodog's is wonderful, and true.
But I prefer good traditional insults, and BPB and Gus are the best on that. Simple, vulgar, perfect:

Bipolar Bear:

Quote:
you could stop claiming to love Jesus and the taste of cock at the same time as well....but you probably won't.


Quote:
I just took a minute and checked every major and some not so major news link and the only one running this story is
www.i'mafraidablackmanwillfuckmywifeandshe'llseehowsmallmydickis.com


Quote:
your asshole is so stretched out from enjoying the ******* you've had for the last 8 years that Palin/McCain will be able to drive an 18 wheeler in there....
Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 09:34 pm
@fbaezer,
I thoroughly agree with Zap...

Insults are best short, clean, and thru the heart...

(must be my Scots roots)

hence, I'll ne're be nominated here...
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 09:49 pm
There was one long exchange between Gus and BPB in the old A2K (it was subsequently pulled) about how small Bush's dick was, but how long he kept on screwing Americans.
Great comedy, first class. I was crying with laughter. Too bad they erased it.
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