Horny bull fancied farmer

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Mr. Markowski's face says it all about his experience!

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Horny bull fancied farmer

By Martin Roberts
Mon Aug 4, 2008 9:15am EDT

Poland (Reuters) - A farmer landed in hospital after a horny bull mistook him for a cow.

The randy steer tore off the farmer's clothes in a frenzy after he caught the scent of cows on them at the dairy farm in Wies Dlugie, eastern Poland.

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Mr. Markowski relating his harrowing experience to Reuters reporter Martin Roberts

Terrified Stan Markowski, 68, tried to reject the amorous advances but was chased and tossed all round the field.

His daughter Danuta, 45, explained: "The bull smelt my dad who had just been with cows and thought he was a cow ready for mating.

"But when my dad pushed him off the bull went mad began to charge and toss him around the field, tearing his clothes and hurling him to the ground.

"He managed to get away and ran home - completely naked, terrified and bleeding."

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He shouldn't have taunted the bull with his nakedness.

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Why do you have a picture of Joe Paterno in this story?

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If you dont remove that picture of JoePa, I will call upthe defensive line of the Nittany lions (and everyone knows the Nittany Lions defensive line is composed of thugs and criminals). They will F**k you up.

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farmerman wrote:

Why do you have a picture of Joe Paterno in this story?

Really? Huh, imagine that. Must be a doppelganger!

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So Reyn Man, are you and EB in a weird stories competition?

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Naw, we have this synchronic thing going on loosely between us. More like an independent team. :wink:

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Later on, the bull in the story was seen to be kicking back with a relaxing smoke.

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Then this should have been on original stories and poetry .

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I'm flattered!

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farmerman wrote:

Why do you have a picture of Joe Paterno in this story?

that was my first thought as well...

Shocked

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Like I said, either a doppelganger, or perhaps this Paterno guy was in Poland visiting the farmer and was an unfortunate victim of attack.

There is no possible other explanation.

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Now, whenever you post a story and claim it as fact, youve opened the doors of suspicion that make me believe that you, just like edgar, are a lying sack of ****.

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Joe Paterno . . . wasn't he that guy on Saturday Night Live who was popular for a while in the early 80s?

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farmerman wrote:

Now, whenever you post a story and claim it as fact, youve opened the doors of suspicion that make me believe that you, just like edgar, are a lying sack of ****.

I'm shocked, shocked I say, by these accusations! :wink:

And, by the way, where did you see any claim of fact in this thread, my good man? Facts can be but mere potential goal posts in the journey of life and subject to one's point of view.

And, furthermore, in the end, were you not entertained by this content? This is my goal. Otherwise, you're in the wrong area of this board.

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